Which Big Lebowski character are you?

[DigitalBuddha]

  Which Big Lebowski character are you?

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[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

I coulda' guessed jerkoff.
Website tells me I am the Chief of Police in my quiet beach community of Malibu.
Excuse me while I text my best friend Patrick Donnelly.
Stay out of Malibu

[DigitalBuddha]

I coulda' guessed jerkoff.
Website tells me I am the Chief of Police in my quiet beach community of Malibu.
Excuse me while I text my best friend Patrick Donnelly.
Stay out of Malibu

[meekon5]

No I got:

Oh well.

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Nothing ever changes.

[brandt]

Jesus, that's right, nobody fucks with the Jesus........yes, yes, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, you told Brandt, he told me,..... no you're Lebowski, I'm the Dude.

"It's Brandt, at Mr. Lebowski's office", Please call back and we'll send a limo.

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

But Brandt; are you nervous about something?
Does Bunny's female form make you uncomfortable?

By the way what is Brandt's last name?