The Dude version of the Big Lebowski

[DigitalBuddha]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EGwDEbTzoE

[Andrea D.]

160 times D.B. dudedudedudedudedude

[DigitalBuddha]

160 times D.B. dudedudedudedudedude

The dude abides.

[Hillbilly dude]

...Naw, man....
She hit me right here.

[DigitalBuddha]

...Naw, man....
She hit me right here.

Did you slide your shorts down? 

[brandt]

...and he's thorough

[Dude1967]

The toilet seat's up!

[brandt]

You're not dealing with morons here

[DigitalBuddha]

Do I look like I'm fuckin' married?

[Rev. River Archduder of the Southeastern Diocese]

Makes me feel very warm inside.

[meekon5]

Gave me  headache after the first few seconds.

Bit like trying to make sense out of Jerry Springer when the beeper is excluding every other word so you cant make whole sentences.

[DigitalBuddha]

Gave me  headache after the first few seconds.

Bit like trying to make sense out of Jerry Springer when the beeper is excluding every other word so you cant make whole sentences.

Gave me  headache after the first few seconds.

Bit like trying to make sense out of Jerry Springer when the beeper is excluding every other word so you cant make whole sentences.

I didn't realize that humanity had de-evolved that far down until I stumbled on the Jerry Springer Show one day while taking a day off to be as dude like as I could (a day without a job, Sir). I mean, you know what they say; "from the goo, through the zoo, to you." As far as I could tell, the goo made it onto Jerry Springer's TV gig that day. Fuck me!

Nothing ever changes.

[Abideist]

I wish bowling was cheaper.

[Duder]

I wish bowling was cheaper.

Agreed.

[cckeiser]

I wish bowling was cheaper.

Agreed.

It's cheaper if you join a league.
Where I bowl it's $1 a game for league members after 8:30 PM during the week.
It's a little more on weekends, but after all they gotta feed the monkey.