Man...

[Turtle]

'Ever thus to Turtles", deadbeat

You figured, oh, here's a loser, you know..ah... a deadbeat, somebody the square community won't give a shit about!

[DigitalBuddha]

Well, aren't ya! 

[Turtle]

Well...yeah...but....

Also, "deadbeat" is not the preferred nomenclature, "The Dude, His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing" please.

[DigitalBuddha]

Well...yeah...but....

Also, "deadbeat" is not the preferred nomenclature, "The Dude, His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing" please.

...or, accomplished slacker, please.

[brandt]

And he lives in north hollywood , on  Bradford, near the in and out burger

[DigitalBuddha]

And he lives in north hollywood , on  Bradford, near the in and out burger

Those are good burgers.

[brandt]

"Shut the fuck up (dead) Donny"

[DigitalBuddha]

"Shut the fuck up (dead) Donny"

Whatz the matter with brandt, dude?

[Turtle]

Brandt, you haven't gone to the doctor.

[brandt]

You look to who will benefit, like that  V.I  Walenski, you know, the formerly hot chick who became a P.I. and got ratings for about ten seconds, then became a carpet pisser or rugmuncher, .....you know what I'm trying to say?, Huh, Dude?

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. SLUMP!!!

[DigitalBuddha]

Darkness warshed over the brandt, darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.

[brandt]

You have your story...I have mine

[DigitalBuddha]

You have your story...I have mine

Well. . . yeah.

[brandt]

Man, help me get him back in the chair!

[DigitalBuddha]

Shit, Dude, I didn't know. I wouldn't've done it if I knew he was a fucking crybaby.