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Title: Man...
Post by: One Of The Dudes on December 21, 2007, 10:05:04 PM
...Fuck It
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: ZenDudeist on December 22, 2007, 12:47:12 AM
 You mean, coitus?
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Post by: Hillbilly dude on June 13, 2008, 07:22:45 PM
Don't be facist jeffery... ;D
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Post by: Turtle on June 13, 2008, 10:42:54 PM
uh i think u mean "fatuous"?

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Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 14, 2008, 01:03:59 AM
You're going to fix the cable?
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Post by: Turtle on June 14, 2008, 09:30:29 PM
I'm un exbert.
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Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 15, 2008, 01:39:16 PM
I'm un exbert.

coitus?
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Turtle on June 15, 2008, 08:20:06 PM
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.
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Post by: SmokeytheBuddha on June 16, 2008, 02:13:21 PM
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.
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Post by: Andrea D. on June 16, 2008, 03:48:11 PM
Shit yeah, the nymphos.
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Post by: Turtle on June 16, 2008, 11:14:22 PM
Cool man, Satyrs and Nymphs...lets have a party....you got any Kahlua?
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Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 17, 2008, 09:57:09 PM
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Turtle on June 19, 2008, 04:44:00 AM
You must be hitting the cash machine a lot digitalbuddha...

:P
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Post by: Andrea D. on June 19, 2008, 11:01:18 AM
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                         
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 20, 2008, 09:05:28 PM
You must be hitting the cash machine a lot digitalbuddha...

:P

;D Our mutual acquaintance, Bunny, is very popular...............

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_03/CashQueueHNP_468x294.jpg)
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 20, 2008, 09:07:00 PM
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                         

Im going to "Cable Fixing School."   ;D
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Post by: Dude1967 on June 21, 2008, 02:55:45 PM
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                        

Im going to "Cable Fixing School."   ;D
there's not a literal connection
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on June 29, 2008, 12:51:20 AM
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                         

Im going to "Cable Fixing School."   ;D
there's not a literal connection

Any connection will do for Bunny and her friend...in the parlance of our time  ;D
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Post by: Dude1967 on June 30, 2008, 03:34:32 PM
no, cable.

um...i see your friend came over to use the shower.

Yes, she is among the group of people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in coitus compulsively and without joy.

engage in coitus compulsively...that part sounds like me  ;D

...Shit, I know this guy.  He's Karl Hungus...he likes to fix the cable.
                        

Im going to "Cable Fixing School."   ;D
there's not a literal connection

Any connection will do for Bunny and her friend...in the parlance of our time  ;D
I'm just gonna find a cash machine... without a line that is
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 16, 2008, 11:45:38 AM
That must be exhausting!
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Post by: Andrea D. on July 17, 2008, 11:19:05 AM
 Yeah, I could find this Lebowski guy
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 17, 2008, 01:45:43 PM
Yeah, I could find this Lebowski guy

You got any leads?
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Post by: Andrea D. on July 17, 2008, 02:01:46 PM
Leads, yeah.  I'll just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They've assigned four more detectives to the case, got us working in shifts.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Turtle on July 17, 2008, 11:07:59 PM
He lives in North Hollywood on Radford near the In And Out Burger.
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Post by: brandt on July 17, 2008, 11:24:10 PM
They killed my fuckin car, man
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Post by: Andrea D. on July 18, 2008, 10:43:10 AM
They killed my fuckin car, man

Yeah, they finally did it...they kill your fucking car man.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 18, 2008, 01:57:01 PM
Man, don't say that, man :(
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Post by: Turtle on July 18, 2008, 08:10:37 PM
"Vee Waaant zeee munny Lebowski."

"Yah, o we kill da girl."
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Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 18, 2008, 09:46:41 PM
"Vee Waaant zeee munny Lebowski."

"Yah, o we kill da girl."
Nine toed?
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 18, 2008, 11:27:40 PM
Take this.. you anti semite!
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Post by: Turtle on July 19, 2008, 12:00:30 AM
I fuck you! I fuck you! I fuck you in da ass! I fuck you in da ass! I fuck you! I fuck you!
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Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 19, 2008, 01:47:05 AM
Take this.. you anti semite!
Your "revolution" is over, Mr. T-dude! Condolences! The bums lost!
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Post by: Turtle on July 19, 2008, 02:09:42 AM
Take this.. you anti semite!
Your "revolution" is over, Mr. T-dude! Condolences! The bums lost!

Dude that was Brandt at ..uh...well..at Mr. Lebowski's office who said that, please call him as soon it's convenient, he needs your help...and uh...he would very much like to see you. Thank you.
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Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 19, 2008, 02:20:45 AM
Take this.. you anti semite!
Your "revolution" is over, Mr. T-dude! Condolences! The bums lost!

Dude that was Brandt at ..uh...well..at Mr. Lebowski's office who said that, please call him as soon it's convenient, he needs your help...and uh...he would very much like to see you. Thank you.
;D I just got a, an informal report, uh, that a uh, a member of your team, uh, Walter Sobchak, drew a loaded Turtle during league play--
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 19, 2008, 12:52:14 PM
Hey, Dude, that's your name!

Thank you, Donny
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Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 19, 2008, 03:23:07 PM
Hey, Dude, that's your name!

Thank you, Donny

Phones ringin', dude.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 20, 2008, 12:10:32 PM
What a baby
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Post by: Turtle on July 21, 2008, 03:57:27 AM
;D I just got a, an informal report, uh, that a uh, a member of your team, uh, Walter Sobchak, drew a loaded Turtle during league play--


Digitalbuddha: he's a good man....and thorough.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 11:18:30 AM
'Ever thus to Turtles", deadbeat

And let's not forget, let's not forget, yes , yes..Waldo
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 02:51:43 PM
 Why me, man?
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 06:30:24 PM
Well, Dudette, I'd go with you but they specifically said they would cut my Johnson off

Report back when your done
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Post by: Andrea D. on July 21, 2008, 06:49:40 PM
They suspects that the culprits might be the very people who, uh, soiled my rug, and i'm in a unique
position to confirm or, uh, disconfirm that suspicion.But they gave me twenty grand...and of course I still keep the rug. :) Ah, and they gave a Dudette a beeper... I figure it's easy money, it's all pretty harmless.  I mean he probably kidnapped herself. ;D
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Turtle on July 21, 2008, 07:58:31 PM
'Ever thus to Turtles", deadbeat

And let's not forget, let's not forget, yes , yes..Waldo

What are you blathering about, sir?
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 21, 2008, 11:30:14 PM
What are we going to tell Lewbowski, man? :o
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Post by: Andrea D. on July 22, 2008, 10:56:53 AM
What are we going to tell Lewbowski, man? :o

Huh?  Oh, him, yeah.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 01:26:45 PM
'Ever thus to Turtles", deadbeat


You figured, oh, here's a loser, you know..ah... a deadbeat, somebody the square community won't give a shit about!
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 05:33:54 PM
Well, aren't ya!  ;D
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Turtle on July 22, 2008, 06:57:05 PM
Well...yeah...but....

Also, "deadbeat" is not the preferred nomenclature, "The Dude, His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing" please.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 22, 2008, 07:35:24 PM
Well...yeah...but....

Also, "deadbeat" is not the preferred nomenclature, "The Dude, His Dudeness, Duder, or El Duderino if your not into the whole brevity thing" please.

...or, accomplished slacker, please.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 22, 2008, 07:59:25 PM
And he lives in north hollywood , on  Bradford, near the in and out burger
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 23, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
And he lives in north hollywood , on  Bradford, near the in and out burger

Those are good burgers.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 23, 2008, 10:45:13 PM
"Shut the fuck up (dead) Donny"
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 24, 2008, 01:02:18 AM
"Shut the fuck up (dead) Donny"

Whatz the matter with brandt, dude?
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Turtle on July 24, 2008, 03:01:26 AM
Brandt, you haven't gone to the doctor.
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Post by: brandt on July 24, 2008, 10:27:07 AM
You look to who will benefit, like that  V.I  Walenski, you know, the formerly hot chick who became a P.I. and got ratings for about ten seconds, then became a carpet pisser or rugmuncher, .....you know what I'm trying to say?, Huh, Dude?

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back. SLUMP!!!
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 25, 2008, 09:20:16 PM
Darkness warshed over the brandt, darker'n a black steer's tookus on a moonless prairie night. There was no bottom.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 25, 2008, 09:25:55 PM
You have your story...I have mine
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 12:04:15 AM
You have your story...I have mine

Well. . . yeah.
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: brandt on July 26, 2008, 10:13:01 AM
Man, help me get him back in the chair!
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Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 26, 2008, 03:29:04 PM
Shit, Dude, I didn't know. I wouldn't've done it if I knew he was a fucking crybaby.  ;D
Title: Re: Man...
Post by: Dude1967 on July 30, 2008, 10:15:21 PM
Fuck you man!  You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!

Title: Re: Man...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on July 31, 2008, 04:16:11 PM
That's it!  Outta this fucking cab!