Politics and rug pee-ers

[Caesar dude]

Fucking ADUDE! 

[brandt]

ANY FUCKIN DUDES,

That's all we're gettin', a fuckin' ADUDE, a fuckina? WHAT THE JESUS FUCK. No fuckin body is pissed off about getting fucked in the ass by strangers or even your local gov',ment?. WHat the fuck we have heah is a failure to commun'cate. We have, pardon me, you all, have turned into yeast infested vaginas. My anger over current politico fuck ups has made me soo fuckin undude. I can't look my grandson in the eye and say with humor that I have a thank you from Dick Nixon for service to my country. The formerly biggest dick in the world to try to take away every right from every bowler and caucasion drinker. Mang, I'm workin' hard to have everything turn darker than a steers tukus on a moonless night and drift away. Rug pee-ers did this!

[cckeiser]

So what does the Dude De Ching have to say about this?

http://dudeism.com/tao/

And what about The Tao of The Dude?

http://dudeism.com/taoofthedude/

WWTDD? What Would The Dude Do?

[cckeiser]

http://dudeism.com/tao/9-unchecked-aggression

9. Unchecked AggressionWhen a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong;
You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

Park in a handicapped spot, perhaps they?ll tow it;
Roll your way into the semis, they?re gonna fuck you up;
Take any rug in the house, you get a crack on the jaw;
Look for the one who will benefit, they?re gonna cut your dick off.

Say ?Fuck it? ? that?s your answer for everything.
This is the way of the Dude.

[cckeiser]

Or how about this one?

http://dudeism.com/tao/22-cant-be-worried-about-that-shit

22. Can?t Be Worried About That ShitAbide and you achieve,
Spare and you strike,
Drink and you are drunken,
Take it up with the man, you got a man down,
A life of achievement, and didn?t do very well at it,
Forget about the fucking toe!
Nothing about it indicates.

The Stranger accepts the World,
As the World accepts the Dude;
He narrates the film, so is clearly heard;
Does not self-apply a name, so remains unknown;
Has never been to London or France,
But can die with a smile on his face without feelin? like the good lord gypped him;
Because he does not eat the bar, the bar does not eat him,
He does not curse, so no one curses him.

The Stranger said, ?Take it easy, Dude?I know that you will.?
Yeah man.  Well, you know, the Dude abides.

The Dude Abides.

Tao Te Ching: 22. Acceptance and Contention
Accept and you become whole,
Bend and you straighten,
Empty and you fill,
Decay and you renew,
Want and you acquire,
Fulfill and you become confused.
The sage accepts the World
As the World accepts Tao;
He does not display himself, so is clearly seen,
Does not justify himself, so is famed,
Does not boast, so is credited,
Does not glory, so excels,
Does not contend, so no one contends against him.
The saints said, ?Accept and you become whole?,
Once whole, the World is as your home.

[Caesar dude]

That's all we're gettin', a fuckin' ADUDE, a fuckina? WHAT THE JESUS FUCK. No fuckin body is pissed off about getting fucked in the ass by strangers or even your local gov',ment?. WHat the fuck we have heah is a failure to commun'cate. We have, pardon me, you all, have turned into yeast infested vaginas. My anger over current politico fuck ups has made me soo fuckin undude. I can't look my grandson in the eye and say with humor that I have a thank you from Dick Nixon for service to my country. The formerly biggest dick in the world to try to take away every right from every bowler and caucasion drinker. Mang, I'm workin' hard to have everything turn darker than a steers tukus on a moonless night and drift away. Rug pee-ers did this!

Oh yes!....America is run by a bunch of human paraquats with Nazi Ideals and vision....Your country is fucked mang....but hey give us some time and we'll catch up here in the UK....in the meantime all we can do is ...

Abide.

Peace your emminence

Globo or Globorino or His Global Moderatornes

Loving your efforts to keep the board free from purveyors of sports shoes and electronics implements....also love your ramblings dude. 

The Reverend C'Zar....  

[fishex99]

A topic that should be widely comments.

[cckeiser]

A topic that should be widely comments.

I don't know what you're smokin' dude, but pass some this way will ya?

By the way all dudes...DO NOT Click on any of the fishy links!
I sent this dude a private message and It has not replied.
Not sure if this is a troll or a bot or what.
I'll give fishex99 a second chance to reply to a question with a straight answer. If not I will get the forumdude to kick him out of our beach community.

Hey fishex99! Are you a real dude or not?

[DigitalBuddha]

A topic that should be widely comments.

Flashbacks; everyone has em'.   Nothing to be ashamed of. Personally, when I have one, I go bowling.

[brandt]

dbudda
I been readin' your flashbacks for years and at least they sound human, if no relationship to the subject, (or Nam). I agree with cck, what the fuck is fishex talkin' about? Probably some sleazy fuck from the league office. That just my opinion, man.