When a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong;
You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?
Park in a handicapped spot, perhaps they’ll tow it;
Roll your way into the semis, they’re gonna fuck you up;
Take any rug in the house, you get a crack on the jaw;
Look for the one who will benefit, they’re gonna cut your dick off.
Say “Fuck it” – that’s your answer for everything.
This is the way of the Dude.
Stretch a bow to its limit and it is soon broken;
Temper a blade to its sharpest and it is soon blunted;
Amass the greatest treasure and it is soon stolen;
Claim credit and honour and you will soon fall;
Retire once your purpose is acheived – this is the way of Nature.