THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!

Started by DigitalBuddha, August 10, 2010, 02:01:11 AM

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meekon5

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I wish i could be amazed at how gullible the general public are, but I can't.

Wasn't it Barnum who said "theres a sucker born every minute", and it's just a law of nature that if enough sheep collect together in a field you're bound to attract a wolf or two.

I'm not being cynical but if people don't check who they are throwing their money at they are bound to get burnt.
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

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Rev. Ed C

I myself am currently suffering from cancer of the ovaries, I need ?10,000 for the operation to have them removed and a further ?25,000 to have a new set installed.

Please send your generous cash donations to PO Box 7226.  Or to give us your card details, call on 0800 555 SCAM (we do not accept American Express).

All proceeds will go to help a man in his time of need.  Just thing, guys, this could be your ovaries one day...

Thank you.
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meekon5

Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 10, 2010, 06:52:15 PM
I myself am currently suffering from cancer of the ovaries, I need ?10,000 for the operation to have them removed and a further ?25,000 to have a new set installed....

If it's infectious Rev Klaus and Myself will be infected as well so the more people donate the  more dudeists will be saved.
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

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Rev. Ed C

Every year, in the UK alone, an average of three men will suffer from Ovarian Cancer.  With your help, we can put an end to this unnecessary suffering.  Please, just donate ?10 a month to help fight male Ovarian Cancer.

We are the Male Ovarian Cancer Kickers (MOCK), and we're here to help... us.
Large chunks of my Dudeist philosophies can be found in my Dudespaper column @
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DigitalBuddha

Ahhh, I just go and find a cash machine.

Rev. Gary (revgms)

The epidemic is spreading, now cases of male ovarian cancer have broken out in America, please we need your help, please stay home, send money to the Fighting Ovarian Cancer in Males Especially (FOC ME) foundation.

Giving your money to FOC ME can be a satisfying experience.

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: revgms on August 11, 2010, 11:43:48 PM
The epidemic is spreading, now cases of male ovarian cancer have broken out in America, please we need your help, please stay home, send money to the Fighting Ovarian Cancer in Males Especially (FOC ME) foundation.

Giving your money to FOC ME can be a satisfying experience.

Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Rev. Ed C

Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Would that be Dick "Tallywacker" Johnson?  By all accounts that guy's a bit of a nob.
Large chunks of my Dudeist philosophies can be found in my Dudespaper column @
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DigitalBuddha

Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 12, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Would that be Dick "Tallywacker" Johnson?  By all accounts that guy's a bit of a nob.

Well, Rev., we just don't know. Hmmmm, Tallywacker, a cable fixer?


meekon5

Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 12, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Would that be Dick "Tallywacker" Johnson?  By all accounts that guy's a bit of a nob.

Dick Johnson's working for accounts now?
"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and  that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
Stephen Hawking

Where are you Dude? Place your pin @ http://tinyurl.com/dudemap

DigitalBuddha

Quote from: meekon5 on August 13, 2010, 05:17:47 AM
Quote from: Rev. Ed C on August 12, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
Quote from: digitalbuddha on August 12, 2010, 03:21:20 AM
Will this effect my johnson? I need my johnson!

Would that be Dick "Tallywacker" Johnson?  By all accounts that guy's a bit of a nob.

Dick Johnson's working for accounts now?

It's all a goddamn fake.  Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit.  And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--

pirate

the cheque is in the post, i love you and i promise i wont come in your mouth.....all true man...honest