Hi I'm Ava

[Ava]

Allow myself to introduce...myself...


Hi, a few years ago, I had a disastrous New Years Eve vacation with friends who caused drama and unhappiness.  On the way back home, I put in The Big Lebowski on my mini DVD player.  I decided that my New Year's resolution would be to approach life like The Dude.  That year's resolution turned into a lifelong outlook.  In 2008, I became ordained.  

My name is Ava, I live on the east coast with a lazy greyhound and a full bar.  Ive been trying to get an advice column going, and Id really appreciate it if youd give it a look. http://www.churlygirl.com/

Here's a picture of me, enjoying a beverage at a happier New Year's party

If you are still reading, it means that you are not into that brevity thing, and are a good listener, and I really appreciate your attention.  Thanks!!

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Is this your only form of identification?

[Bartender]

Welcome Ava and congratulations on being ordained.

Just in case you don't know your rights... http://www.kubylaw.com/

[Ava]

Is this your only form of identification?

No...I have a Ralph's Card in my other pair of shorts.

[Robert the Dude]

Howdy Ava. I like your smile, dude.

[Ava]

Howdy Ava. I like your smile, dude.

    Thanks, I like your style.

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Welcome Ava. Bars over there. Wait you said you had a bar. Got any Kahlua?

so whats the preferred way to refer to a female reverend? like if you are into the brevity thing.

[meekon5]

...so whats the preferred way to refer to a female reverend? like if you are into the brevity thing.

Um I think if you refer to:

http://dudespaper.com/dude-chick-it-out.html/

You may get the answer.

I believe much like Actors being male or female personages who act, in the modern parlance, the answer to your question:

...so whats the preferred way to refer to a female reverend?

is you refer to them as Reverend, or Dude, Dude.

[Caesar dude]

Hi there Ava,

Glad you're here dude..another lady friend on the boards has to be good.

Peace. X

[Rev.Wendy aka The Dude a-Rides]

Alllriiiiight Ava! Throwing rocks tonight! Glad to see another female form on here!

[Ava]

Alllriiiiight Ava! Throwing rocks tonight! Glad to see another female form on here!

Nice to meet you Whiteheart!  Awesome picture.

[BillZ]

Welcome Dudette!  Most excellent to see you here.