Where's the Strumpet?

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

I'm a little worried that she may have been kidnapped.

Or she may be visiting friends in Palm Springs.

Has anyone received any faxes ?

[The Strumpet]

Peek-a-Boo!

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Oh, hey man, how are ya?  I wondered if I'd see you again.
Cocktail?

[The Strumpet]

Absolut-ly! 

[Dude of Dudes]

I guess the fucking nihilists knew where she was!   

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

And I threw out a ringer for a ringer.

Talk about circular reasoning.

And on Pi day!!!

[The Strumpet]

Pi Day just goes on forever..........

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Well certainly for most, but for my mater familia, she found reason to curtail her Walpoling activites, sally forth, and give first light* to said child. That would be me, so I must ask you to keep all references to the day of pi to refer to the Rt. Rev Neal day, Pi itself, (3.14....and on and on ad nauseum), or to the Pie that I will now receive on the day set aside for the salubratory White Russian and perquisite annual functions.

*circa the 1950's when neither Python(s) nor Coen(s) contemplated their creations to be cleverly scribed on the tabula rasa of this new world, this "a sucker born every minute" world we live in.

[The Strumpet]

It's your birthday?! Well, how 'bout that! Hope you enjoy it in the bosom of loved ones.

[not_exactly_a_lightweight]

Thanks, there was booze involved, family in a normal and dysfunctional way.

You want to add an oxmoron?, Theres one ----- "Dysfunctional Family"

I dont mind aging, its the "not being able to do everything I did at 25" that chafes me.

So Aw Fuckit, lets go get us a lane