very undude.....

Dude of Dudes · February 20, 2010, 10:50:25 PM

Today I was being very undude with those fucks down at CapitalOne offices. Their automated phone system is a travesty! Their customer service has crashed into the god damn mountain! I almost waved a gun around, which would have been OVER THE LINE. Then my Dudeness washed over me and I said, ah fuck it...
The CEO of CapitalOne; a dip shit with nine toed woman.
Let's go bowling.........

DigitalBuddha · February 21, 2010, 01:20:30 AM

Quote from: hernandezet on February 20, 2010, 10:50:25 PM
Today I was being very undude with those fucks down at CapitalOne offices. Their automated phone system is a travesty! Their customer service has crashed into the god damn mountain! I almost waved a gun around, which would have been OVER THE LINE. Then my Dudeness washed over me and I said, ah fuck it...
The CEO of CapitalOne; a dip shit with nine toed woman.
Let's go bowling.........

They're nihilists, man, they beliefs in nosing. Fuck em'!

Dude of Dudes · March 19, 2010, 01:38:29 PM

Yeah, fuck it man! I can't be worried about that shit. Life goes on man!

Bartender · March 19, 2010, 02:29:30 PM

Yeah, fuhgeddaboudit man, fuhgeddaboudit.

Ava · April 05, 2010, 09:40:10 AM

Next time you need to go in to CapitalOne, bring a coffee mug. When they start yanking your chain and what-have-you, pull the mug out of your pocket and bounce it off their forehead. p.s. wear a nice bathrobe so we can enjoy your mug related mug shot when it appears on the smoking gun website.

nice bathrobe mug shot, by the way....

FuckinA · April 05, 2010, 10:35:44 AM

What's a 'CapitalOne offices' dude?

Ava · April 11, 2010, 08:19:40 PM

Quote from: FuckinA on April 05, 2010, 10:35:44 AM
What's a 'CapitalOne offices' dude?

Shut the Fuck up Donny. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You are entering a world of pain...

meekon5 · April 13, 2010, 07:58:26 AM

All these places employ those sort of people who can't get jobs anywhere else.

My last job was with a call centre. Now there are some good people (accidentally) employed in these places, but the majority of them wear slip on shoes (unable to comprehend the complexity of tyeing a bow).

It was like being back at school. (a nightmare for me as I never really liked school in the first place).

I had a lot of trouble with finance companies but they rarely get the upper hand with me because I know my rights better than they do.

FuckinA · April 13, 2010, 12:10:15 PM

Shut the Fuck up Donny. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You are entering a world of pain...
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What's wrong with Ava dude?

Caesar dude · April 13, 2010, 03:24:01 PM

QuoteWhat's a 'CapitalOne offices' dude?

Capital One is a very large American Finance Corporation my friend...we don't have them in England and I doubt if you have them in the Netherlands either mate....I only know who they are because I used to have a credit card with them when I lived in the Middle East.

Peace dude.

Ava · April 15, 2010, 11:35:05 AM

Quote from: FuckinA on April 13, 2010, 12:10:15 PM
Shut the Fuck up Donny. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You are entering a world of pain...

What's wrong with Ava dude?
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I'm sorry, FuckinA, I overreacted. I thought you were making a bad joke, and I was joking back. I forgot that not everyone knows about Capital One, since they are constantly on television here, and many people have had a Capital One problem.

Matt the Walrus · May 03, 2010, 10:41:45 PM

I am the Walrus...

and while I find your post sweet Ava, I believe that FuckinA was playing into the joke. It can be hard to tell on forums sometimes but I think he was playing on Donny's "What's wrong with Walter Dude?"

Quote from: meekon5 on April 13, 2010, 07:58:26 AM
All these places employ those sort of people who can't get jobs anywhere else.

My last job was with a call centre. Now there are some good people (accidentally) employed in these places, but the majority of them wear slip on shoes (unable to comprehend the complexity of tyeing a bow).

Hey man, what's with the slip-on hate. Some of us avoid the laces because we're lazy not inept. In fact, even when I get a pair of shoes that has laces I leave them loose enough to slip on and off. Just sayin...

FuckinA · May 04, 2010, 06:20:41 AM

Well, you're both right, man. I was playing the "What's wrong with Walter Dude?", but then again, I really didn't know about Capital Ones! Like the time I asked the Righteousdude about Jury Duty!

Take it easy dudes!

Caesar dude · May 04, 2010, 03:14:59 PM

Capitol one suck...no question.....although I never had a personal problem with them.

QuoteAll these places employ those sort of people who can't get jobs anywhere else.

That's a terrible judgement and so undude it's not funny. These folks are just trying to feed the monkey man....

Ever thought that they have a script they have to follow and if they don't will get fired...

There's always another perception Ava. We can't al be geniuses and wok in astrophysics or all be Mother Theresa and help the poor and homeless.

In peace guys

Da Stranger · August 23, 2010, 02:16:17 PM

Capitol One fucked me in the ass, and im even a stranger to them dudes, my credit score is less than my best bowling game now.