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A Day in the Life of a Dude / Re: Perhaps the laziest man ever?
« Last post by Dudeist Monk on Today at 04:07:40 AM »
Give the lawn it's freedom, man. Enjoy the wonder of nature being what it wants to be.

As Clapton said:

"Let it grow, let it grow,
Let it blossom, let it flow
In the sun, the rain, the snow,
Love is lovely, let it grow"

The man is wise.
A Day in the Life of a Dude / Re: Perhaps the laziest man ever?
« Last post by Rev. Trisha on April 23, 2017, 02:57:20 PM »
Well, sometimes you mow the lawn.... and sometimes the lawn well, he mows you down!  8)
Indeed, very profound, but I must also point out.... and I have to say this is from personal experience today... that garden hedges are also prone to fighting back. I finally gave in and trimmed the hedge and spent the next hour or so pulling bits of it from my clothing. To be fair it is a large hedge. Still excellent if I needed one... to indulge in a couple of suitable beverages by way of compensation.
A Day in the Life of a Dude / Re: Perhaps the laziest man ever?
« Last post by Kanantus on April 23, 2017, 01:45:55 PM »
Well, sometimes you mow the lawn.... and sometimes the lawn well, he mows you down!  8)
A Day in the Life of a Dude / Perhaps the laziest man ever?
« Last post by Davemandu on April 23, 2017, 08:25:01 AM »
I really need to mow the lawn.  I've spent the last 2 days occupying various buildings, smoking a lot of thai stick and generally accomplishing nothing.  But today is the last nice day in the forecast to get this damn lawn mowed before it starts looking like elephant grass and Walter tries crawling through it with his M16.  Should I just have a couple of caucasions and do the task at hand?
General Discussion / Re: Welcome to the forum
« Last post by Davemandu on April 22, 2017, 02:58:33 PM »
Hi and thank you for the welcome.  I'm here in Buffalo, NY just trying to abide.  Nice to be a part of the community man.
Human Paraquat / Re: You may now ban me.
« Last post by Kanantus on April 20, 2017, 03:20:13 PM »
That's cool and I'm sure the Clintons can die without feeling like the good Lord gypped them.  8)
Human Paraquat / Re: You may now ban me.
« Last post by PriorRestraint on April 18, 2017, 04:49:41 PM »
Hey SagebrushSage,
A few times you've mentioned being an academic. What kind of academic are you, out of curiosity? I've spent some time in that world...
Dudeist Spiritualism / Re: Dudeism and Satanism
« Last post by Rev. Geoffrey Burrows on April 17, 2017, 05:43:42 PM »
I don't know anything about any of this. But the mention of virgin sacrifice... Seems like a waste of a perfectly good virgin to me.  :P
General Discussion / Re: Looking for Dudes in the Czech Republic.
« Last post by Rev. Geoffrey Burrows on April 17, 2017, 05:40:59 PM »
No idea man. But good luck with finding a few compeers.
Human Paraquat / Re: You may now ban me.
« Last post by SagebrushSage on April 17, 2017, 09:52:44 AM »
Ah, nevermind. Scratch that. Ol' Bill, instead of bombing NK's existing reactor as was originally proposed, arranged to replace that reactor with a type of reactor, two of them, that does not produce enough plutonium to be useful for bomb-making. Of course, that provided NK with the political means to import uranium, which they used to make their current stash of bombs. You don't have to do anything to uranium to make bombs except isolate the fissile isotope with centrifuges, which are just very precisely built spinning cylinders. Clinton's 1994 agreement said that we would provide them with fuel oil to replace the power loss from replacing the larger nuclear reactor with smaller nuclear reactors. We could have just, you know, banned uranium imports to that country and given them enough fuel oil to keep the lights on instead.

So yes, the 1994 agreement did include an agreement to build nuclear reactors in NK. But the nuclear reactors are not what enabled NK's current weapons stash. So I was wrong on that point. You do not need a nuclear reactor to produce uranium bombs; just centrifuges and uranium. You can't prevent NK from building a bunch of spinning cylinders in some bunker. Hiding such a project is easy. All you can do is prevent them from getting uranium. That was the only way to stop them from making bombs. Since Clinton signed into international law their ability to import uranium for the next two decades, thereby enabling them to make nuclear weapons, Bill Clinton is responsible for the current North Korea situation. And we almost elected his dear wife and co-conspirator into the office of the presidency.

You can't stop countries from building centrifuges discreetly. If Bill Clinton had not provided North Korea with uranium, they would not have been able to make nuclear weapons. The 1994 agreement Clinton signed was the key enabling factor behind the current NK situation. Preventing plutonium production, the goal of the 1994 agreement, was never sufficient to prevent proliferation, as we would have known because of our successful bombing of Hiroshima with a __uranium__ bomb. These facts are obvious. Therefore, the 1994 agreement's, and therefore, Clinton's, purpose must have been to enable North Korea to build nuclear weapons. The NK nukes are the single most dangerous problem on Earth. Therefore, we cannot trust Hillary Clinton, or anyone else closely associated with Bill or Hillary Clinton, such as any a Democrat politician, with anything whatsoever, especially not the presidency. These are all documented, scientific, historical facts. I was right to be concerned. Prove me wrong.
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Last 50 Shouts:



March 01, 2017, 04:24:18 AM


March 01, 2017, 04:23:39 AM
Dual income no kids >:(


March 01, 2017, 04:18:09 AM
Card Games From India

I was contacted out of the blue by a businessman from India who markets for a custom playing card company namely looking for my business address. He also wanted the addresses of some Israeli distributors I know.

Apparently, he wants to make a trip to


February 23, 2017, 05:34:36 PM
It's really more of a motivational thing, I never seem to finish fuck it


January 02, 2017, 09:42:10 PM


December 21, 2016, 06:23:12 PM
Holy shit.

Chaplain K

November 09, 2016, 01:05:23 PM
Re-reading the Abide Guide... Need it after the recent, UM, unpleasantness... I say every future candidate be required to live by the Abide Guide....


September 30, 2016, 10:08:49 PM
I always forget this is here!


September 25, 2016, 01:37:04 PM


September 24, 2016, 08:23:14 PM
Hello? Anybody home?


August 27, 2016, 03:36:15 PM
Sometime's there's a chat room.... I won't say a shout box, because that seems very undude, but sometime's there's a chat room, ah hell.... I done interduced it enough.


August 20, 2016, 08:13:56 PM
Hey, there's a thing here that I can type stuff into!


July 17, 2016, 04:12:22 PM
Hey dudes


July 16, 2016, 07:50:03 PM
Hello dude


June 25, 2016, 07:57:55 AM
Hi dudes


May 21, 2016, 07:35:04 PM
Fuckn' eh, the_reese!


May 21, 2016, 07:34:39 PM
Welcome Reverend Tom!


May 06, 2016, 04:38:33 PM
Happy Friday everyone :)

Reverend Tom

April 29, 2016, 10:51:32 AM
New here. Relatively new to Dudeism. Gonna be a great day!


April 24, 2016, 01:22:25 PM
Welcome Tony Dude!


April 22, 2016, 06:43:13 PM
Hi, im new here. is there any topic where can i introduce myself? :)


April 20, 2016, 10:24:10 PM
Yes... many of you are...


April 19, 2016, 02:56:09 AM
Damn, I allowed my inner Walter to come out due to someone on the forum I perceived as being undude. Only to immediately afterwards stumble on some words from a wiser fella than myself, the late cckeiser, and realize that I was acting in the very way I was arguing against. Thank you cckeiser for put

Dudeist Monk Kim

April 11, 2016, 11:00:44 PM
Oh hey.. neat feature, for direct conversations in the time and place.


April 11, 2016, 05:00:59 AM
Why does nobody use the Big Blather Box?


January 28, 2016, 03:31:30 PM
?Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day. You shall begin it serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.? Ralph Waldo Emerson

Rev. Ron

December 28, 2015, 09:33:28 AM
I nominate the late, great Meadowlark Lemon of the Harlem Globetrotters. "My destiny was to make people happy". He missed just one game in 24 years, playing in over 100 countries.


November 23, 2015, 04:36:11 PM
How fucking awesome is this Walter :)

Rev Nicholas Rehfeldt

November 17, 2015, 06:11:16 PM
.....I've never noticed this before, has it always been here?

Brother Seamus

August 20, 2015, 08:39:53 AM
A "shout box" sounds very undude, more Walter-ish to be honest...


July 27, 2015, 02:11:15 AM
Oh gosh these messages will last here for months e_e


July 17, 2015, 02:57:37 PM
PS: sorry for precedent shout, in my country it's allowed ^^


July 17, 2015, 12:36:07 PM
Icy and pear perfumed beer... sweet sticky marocco hash... and 93? F / reasons to slack.
Something tells me it's gonna be a good night.


May 17, 2015, 11:29:54 PM
fucking great weekend slacking!


April 25, 2015, 04:17:55 AM
Good morning Dudes!   :D

Chaplain K

April 14, 2015, 11:24:24 PM
Finishing off a gin and tonic... life is pretty darn good!


April 13, 2015, 12:36:17 AM
Slacking off in dude like laziness all day. It doesn't get any better.


April 10, 2015, 06:30:43 AM
hi guys


April 10, 2015, 06:30:43 AM
hi guys


April 07, 2015, 08:20:51 AM
Argh Suggest me some war movies to watch :D


April 07, 2015, 08:06:45 AM
hey how can i post links ? Do i need something ?


April 05, 2015, 06:01:57 AM
nothing lasts forever dude

Pei Mei

April 03, 2015, 04:57:28 PM
How do you stay dude on a hangover?


February 08, 2015, 04:10:05 AM
dude, thats fucked up, let the trees abide


January 22, 2015, 11:29:48 AM
The fuckers are cutting down my favorite shade tree by the fence to my backyard!! This aggression will stand man!!!

Rev Larry

January 18, 2015, 07:24:44 AM
Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit In The Sky" should be played in all Dude "Services," weddings, funerals, talks, etc
Rev Larry

Rev Larry

January 17, 2015, 02:44:46 PM
I nominate Betty White to "historical dudes (living). " She is just turning 93 and rocks like Gibralter !

Rev Larry

January 17, 2015, 06:21:03 AM
Where and how does a dude (ordained) ad an avatar ? Thanks Rev Larry :D


January 16, 2015, 05:26:51 PM
It's "Fuck it Friday"... let's get us a lane.


January 03, 2015, 04:03:59 PM
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?!

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