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Lying sacks of shit!
« on: October 07, 2013, 10:10:11 PM »
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  • I hate it when the fucking government lies through it's teeth trying to get people to believe their piles of pure bullshit.


    The White Website is still up and running ( see - ) BUT, NASA's website is claiming to be down AND posting this bullshit...    ...redirects to...

    Are you you telling me that an agency of the federal government with a mufti-billion dollar budget who can put space shuttles in space, put a dude on the moon, run JPL, launch satellites, put probes on fucking Mars, and maintain a telescope in orbit around earth that can see 13.5 BILLION light years away, and is STILL controlling the International Space Station, can't keep a small low tech website up and running? BULLSHIT!!

    But, the Army's website is still up; gotta keep the new recruits coming in!

    Reason for shutting down NASA's website? Simple; piss off the public and scare the public who will think the fed is falling apart and they'll pressure Congress to pass a budget.

    I'm sorry; I haven't see the Navy park their boats, or the Air Force land all its jets sending everyone home, and I don't see troops being sent home from Iraq, OR, all of our Embassies being closed and the staff sent home.

    BUT, they shut down a small 500 dollar a month cheap website at


    Question; will Obama get paid this week, and did they shut down his cell phone and his porno websites accounts?  FUCK NO!

    « Last Edit: October 10, 2013, 10:26:15 PM by DigitalBuddha »
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    Re: Lying sacks of shit!
    « Reply #1 on: October 10, 2013, 10:43:44 AM »
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  • I'm sure the guys working (or more correctly not working) there wanted it to not be available.
    I admit that I'm always tickled pink when a government agency ends a contract and turns over a project to internal support and it goes to crap (usually).
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    Re: Lying sacks of shit!
    « Reply #2 on: October 10, 2013, 10:27:22 PM »
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  • I'm sure the guys working (or more correctly not working) there wanted it to not be available.
    I admit that I'm always tickled pink when a government agency ends a contract and turns over a project to internal support and it goes to crap (usually).

    If they pee on your rug...


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