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Re: Any of you dudes play golf?
« Reply #60 on: March 03, 2015, 05:27:10 PM »
I think he called me a lair and I think he has a Vagina and he should apologize.
Al read it how you want, he called me a lair and you're carrying his PC water by saying it's part and parcel of the job. (Sorry but your hope was in vain)

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Re: Any of you dudes play golf?
« Reply #61 on: August 25, 2015, 07:15:02 AM »
Sorry for reviving an old thread, but I figured I'd join in.

I used to play golf some time ago. I liked hitting the ball, and I liked the walking. The scoring used to get me all riled up though. It was aggression that I could not stand, man. So I moved on from it.

I still like going to a driving range, and I'm happy there smacking a bucket of balls around with little care for whether or not I'm hitting them well. That is an activity that I can dig. Just hitting them, enjoying the swing, watching the balls sail away, and feeling quite calm regardless. A bit of a shame that I don't get to the range much these days.


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Re: Any of you dudes play golf?
« Reply #62 on: July 27, 2017, 01:06:44 AM »
I used to play golf some time prior. I enjoyed hitting the ball, and I loved the strolling. The scoring used to get me all provoked up however. It was animosity that I couldn't stand, man. So I proceeded onward from it.

Regardless I like heading off to a driving extent, and I'm glad there smacking a can of balls around with little tend to regardless of whether I'm hitting them well. That is a movement that I can burrow. Simply hitting them, getting a charge out of the swing, watching the balls cruise away, and feeling very quiet in any case. Somewhat of a disgrace that I don't get to the range much nowadays.Sell a car and Get cash for cars orange county.

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Re: Any of you dudes play golf?
« Reply #63 on: July 27, 2017, 06:39:56 AM »
Ha! These bots are getting really creepy. They're beginning to fill in that uncanny valley, but you can still, just barely, catch 'em.

"That is a movement that I can burrow." ripped from "That is an activity that I can dig.". Close, but no cigar, Skynet!
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Re: Any of you dudes play golf?
« Reply #64 on: July 28, 2017, 08:28:43 AM »
Yeah I thought that was a strange turn of phrase but I didn't realize that it was a bot.

"That is a movement that I can burrow."

The thing is, I kinda dig that new expression though.  Hahaha!
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Re: Any of you dudes play golf?
« Reply #65 on: July 28, 2017, 01:04:12 PM »
I thought there was a language barrier.
But yes, genius!
"A movement I can burrow."
"watching the balls cruise away, and feeling very quiet in any case"
Great stuff!
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