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Deconstructing Lebowski => Lebowskian Philosophy => Topic started by: DigitalBuddha on December 18, 2017, 01:38:00 AM

Title: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 18, 2017, 01:38:00 AM
The Whole North Korean mess...

Dudes, I'm thinking that the whole North Korean nuclear mess can be solved if a little Dudeist philosophy would be self applied; I'm saying that if both sides just took er' easy and headed out for a few burgers and a few beers, maybe roll a few, our troubles would be over, mangs.

What's the group mind been thinking on the subject?  8)
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: Kanantus on December 18, 2017, 05:13:30 AM
Looking at pictures of Kim Jong whats-his-name the dude has been taking it a bit too easy and i don't think more In&Out burgers and beer is good for his ticker. But yes, their aggression will not stand - his wife owes money all over town, even to known dictators.

But I doubt Trump or Kim would appreciate the finer details of TBL or Dudeism (or Taoism). They still fire nukes manually.

The entire world could use more take 'er easy before the world really does go crazy.
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: BikerDude on December 18, 2017, 07:47:44 AM
Both sides have a distinct lack of Dude.
At least the leadership.
Friends like there ha Gary?

Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: Dudeist Monk on December 18, 2017, 09:15:30 AM
You can lead a nihilist to The Dude, but you can't make them be dudely.

The Dude Way could be the light in the tunnel for the world to be led out of its current darkness, but there'll always be some fucking fascist micturating on someone's rug.

The most we can do is just keep telling people they may not be wrong, they're just assholes and hope they eventually listen.
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: ryanbaker on December 18, 2017, 09:56:24 AM
1.) I think we can all agree that Donny is out of his element and needs to shut the fuck up.
2.) Kim and Donald are a couple of international rug-pisser extraordinaire's so I suggest they both take a bubble bath, do a
     J, and relax.
3.) Nuclear bombs in general are very undude, but that's just like, my opinion, man.
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 18, 2017, 03:05:44 PM
While I'll admit the little dictating rocket man tends to get my inner Walter going (the whole bull shit of tossing people into gulogs for being dude-like, and for having like their opinions, man), I'm hoping his nukes can be dealt with without having to go Walter on him. Kim Jung un needs to understand that blowing off nukes all over the place is being very un-dude, rocket man needs to be informed that those are the fucking rules! ...no lighting up your favorite nuke to show off!
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: BikerDude on December 19, 2017, 06:51:08 AM
While I'll admit the little dictating rocket man tends to get my inner Walter going (the whole bull shit of tossing people into gulogs for being dude-like, and for having like their opinions, man), I'm hoping his nukes can be dealt with without having to go Walter on him. Kim Jung un needs to understand that blowing off nukes all over the place is being very un-dude, rocket man needs to be informed that those are the fucking rules! ...no lighting up your favorite nuke to show off!

Well if Trump would stop pulling his piece during league play ....
Ah fuck it dude.
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 19, 2017, 09:22:08 PM
While I'll admit the little dictating rocket man tends to get my inner Walter going (the whole bull shit of tossing people into gulogs for being dude-like, and for having like their opinions, man), I'm hoping his nukes can be dealt with without having to go Walter on him. Kim Jung un needs to understand that blowing off nukes all over the place is being very un-dude, rocket man needs to be informed that those are the fucking rules! ...no lighting up your favorite nuke to show off!

Well if Trump would stop pulling his piece during league play ....
Ah fuck it dude.


...they're calling the cops, man.  ;D
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: BikerDude on December 20, 2017, 12:24:41 PM
While I'll admit the little dictating rocket man tends to get my inner Walter going (the whole bull shit of tossing people into gulogs for being dude-like, and for having like their opinions, man), I'm hoping his nukes can be dealt with without having to go Walter on him. Kim Jung un needs to understand that blowing off nukes all over the place is being very un-dude, rocket man needs to be informed that those are the fucking rules! ...no lighting up your favorite nuke to show off!

Well if Trump would stop pulling his piece during league play ....
Ah fuck it dude.


...they're calling the cops, man.  ;D

I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I could
enjoy this family restaurant!
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 20, 2017, 08:25:41 PM
While I'll admit the little dictating rocket man tends to get my inner Walter going (the whole bull shit of tossing people into gulogs for being dude-like, and for having like their opinions, man), I'm hoping his nukes can be dealt with without having to go Walter on him. Kim Jung un needs to understand that blowing off nukes all over the place is being very un-dude, rocket man needs to be informed that those are the fucking rules! ...no lighting up your favorite nuke to show off!

Well if Trump would stop pulling his piece during league play ....
Ah fuck it dude.


...they're calling the cops, man.  ;D

I got buddies who died face-down in the muck so you and I could
enjoy this family restaurant!

...the supreme court has roundly rejected prior restraint...enjoying my coffee.  ;D
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: jgiffin on December 20, 2017, 09:02:37 PM
Ah, the man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fuckin’ adversary. I suggest we take the advice of Vizzini from the Princess Bride and sit out this Asian land war.
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: BikerDude on December 21, 2017, 07:01:40 AM
The china-man is not the issue!
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 22, 2017, 12:35:48 AM
We're talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude...across this line YOU DO NOT... and dude, Kim Jung un is not the preferred nomenclature, Rocket Man, please.  ;D
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: BikerDude on December 26, 2017, 08:02:50 AM
We're talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude...across this line YOU DO NOT... and dude, Kim Jung un is not the preferred nomenclature, Rocket Man, please.  ;D

Not a bunch of fig-eaters with towels on their
heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank.
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 26, 2017, 03:50:48 PM
We're talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude...across this line YOU DO NOT... and dude, Kim Jung un is not the preferred nomenclature, Rocket Man, please.  ;D

Not a bunch of fig-eaters with towels on their
heads tryin' to find reverse on a Soviet tank.

 ;D ;D Speed of Sound tour...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBPZ65uPmfA
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: CyPtheEnzyme on December 26, 2017, 10:54:12 PM
Speed of Sound tour NEEDS to be a thing man
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: BikerDude on December 27, 2017, 07:09:56 AM
If Metalica could take a joke they would launch the speed of sound tour.
Unfortunately they are ......well you know.


(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/6f/31/18/6f3118ef05849b8ab551d47127100426--metallica-tour.jpg)
Title: Re: The Whole North Korean mess...
Post by: DigitalBuddha on December 29, 2017, 05:12:07 PM
If Metalica could take a joke they would launch the speed of sound tour.
Unfortunately they are ......well you know.


(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/6f/31/18/6f3118ef05849b8ab551d47127100426--metallica-tour.jpg)

 ;D ;D A bunch of assholes....

(https://lebowskifest.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/482007_10151515869359444_2128483099_n.jpg)