Master Splinter

[RevWade]

A pet rat, learns ninjutsu, and raises 4 baby turtles to defend the city from real reactionaries and human parquats.  His teachings are duder than dude, and he still knows how to have a good time.

"Leonardo: We were awesome!
Michaelangelo: Bodacious!
Raphael: Bitchin'!
Donatello: Uh...
Michaelangelo: Gnarly!
Leonardo: Radical!
Raphael: Totally tubular, dude!
Michaelangelo: Wicked!
Leonardo: Hellacious!
Donatello: Uh, mega...
Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga.
Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: [puase] COWABUNGA!
Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny! "

[martin]

wow, a blast from the past there for me

i remember the rat as kinda dude . . . my memory isn't wot it used to be tho

good evn'n all