Marriage Vow Renewals

[Uncle Enzo]

Hello all.
My folks were planning on having a vow renewal ceremony next month and their priest canceled.  As a newly ordained Dudeist Priest I have offered my services.  Any thoughts from the community on ideas for the ceremony?  Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[El Duderino]

Well, one thing's for sure. You can't hold the event on Shabbos. Shomer fucking Shabbos!!

The only drinks to be served at the reception should be White Russians and oat sodas, and the dress code should be pyjamas or bowling apparel. Speaking of which, the whole wedding should be bowling themed.

I would also advise a change in the vows:

'Will you be his special lady, abide with him, engage in coitus with his johnson so long as you both shall live, till your ashes are scattered to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean?'

But that's just, like, you know, my opinion, man.

[Uncle Enzo]

Thanks!  Love the vows.  I am planning on presiding in shorts, t-shirt, flip flops and a bath robe.  A Caucasian toast will be mandatory.  I am limited to Shabbos for the ceremony, which I think will pass because of the nature of the event (holy vows on the holiest of days).  Definitely want to work in "Sometimes you eat the bar..." and because they are Catholic, I will need to give props to "the Jesus" at some point.  Weather depending, we will do this outside, but I may need a rug.... you know, to tie the whole thing together.