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Andrea D.

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2008, 03:21:44 PM »
 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbas!!!!
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2008, 08:17:24 PM »
They already posted it.
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2008, 10:29:49 PM »
WELL THEY CAN FUCKING UN-POST IT!

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #18 on: July 15, 2008, 12:20:47 AM »
TAKE IT EASY, MAN 8)

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #19 on: July 15, 2008, 12:42:47 AM »
TAKE IT EASY, MAN 8)

Calmer than you are  ;D

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #20 on: July 16, 2008, 11:43:21 AM »
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2008, 02:03:07 PM »
Hey man, why don't you fucking listen occasionally?  You might learn something.
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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #22 on: July 17, 2008, 04:28:50 PM »
You mean this is'nt "nam"?
There are rules....Am I wrong?
Life does'nt start and stop at my convenience?
Say what you want about not listening, at least it's an ethos!

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2008, 06:05:17 PM »
No Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an asshole.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2008, 07:57:32 PM »
Calmer than you are

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #25 on: July 28, 2008, 03:01:42 PM »
Yeah, man!  Fuck it!  I can't be worrying about that shit.  Life goes on!
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #26 on: July 28, 2008, 09:41:52 PM »
. . . .Yes, it made it home, I'm calling from home. No, Walter, it didn't look like Larry was about to crack.

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #27 on: July 29, 2008, 11:07:22 AM »
Dbhudda, are you fuckin' this up?

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #28 on: July 29, 2008, 01:22:23 PM »
My belief systems can be summed as follows -

"You brought the fucking dog bowling?"
"Brought it bowling? I didnt rent it shoes. I didnt buy it a beer. Hes not taking your fuckin turn dude"
"Yeah well if my ex wife tells me to take her dog bowling id tell her to go fuck herself"

Wife kidnapped?..Thats a bummer. Mind if we do some j's?

Lay low, get high, pretend to conform(or do anything) but really do nothing. The dude beats the system. He isnt pulled in by corporate stooges into making him believe he needs to eat at Mickey Dees everyday or that he needs to buy clothes. He knows the universal truth that bathrobes and shorts are adequate. On that note, Im going to stop writing this. Not because i have something to do. Because i have nothing to do. Nothing to buy, nothing to see, nothing to hear. Except maybe some creedence. And then ill resume doing nothing and living on bare minimums. People of conformity are blind people with cleft assholes.

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Re: phrases of philosophy
« Reply #29 on: July 29, 2008, 10:43:34 PM »
Dbhudda, are you fuckin' this up?

Don't say peep, I'm doing business here, man.  ;D

 

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