phrases of philosophy

[leprichaun]

" enhance your cool man"   

[El Duderino]

at the end of the day, it's all bollocks. That's my Tao.

[ZenDudeist]

'The Dude Abides'


It's as beautiful and all encompassing a philosophical statement as any of those old utterances made by those aincent chinamen.... and in english too.

[The Bu(-Dude-)ddha]

I love Newton's 3rd Law!!

[DownUnderDudE]

The Floyd boys put it well..
"Life is a short warm moment/
And death is a long cold rest/
You get your chance to try/in the twinkling of an eye/
Eighty years with luck or even less."

... I figure I'm a bit over half-way there.

I do have a few favourite maxims, though. I know they're not much more than bumper stickers, but hell, they work for me.

1) Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to a paramedic.
2) Some people are just bastard coated bastards with bastard filling.
3) It's not the fall that hurts - it's the stop at the end. (I have personal knowledge of this universal truth)
4) The early bird may get the worm - but the second mouse gets the cheese.
5) Not all who wander are lost.
6) Inside every old person there's a young person wondering what the fuck happened.
7) Don't die wondering.

Cheesy, yeah, do they work, hell yeah.

[DigitalBuddha]

I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.

[DownUnderDudE]

I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.

digitalbuddha, I'm of the same opinion. Drugs are my friend. I'm a poster child for "better living through chemistry" (I can't remember where I stole that from...)

I do have a helping hand in that department. Due to my close personal knowledge of #3 above, I've got an implanted morphine pump filled with happiness and sufentanyl (excellent modern morphine analog). So my mind's lumber all the time.

...er... "limber" all the time. (But I was thinking "limber as timber", so maybe "lumber" was right ...) 

[DigitalBuddha]

I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh limber ya know.

digitalbuddha, I'm of the same opinion. Drugs are my friend. I'm a poster child for "better living through chemistry" (I can't remember where I stole that from...)

I do have a helping hand in that department. Due to my close personal knowledge of #3 above, I've got an implanted morphine pump filled with happiness and sufentanyl (excellent modern morphine analog). So my mind's lumber all the time.

...er... "limber" all the time. (But I was thinking "limber as timber", so maybe "lumber" was right ...) 

Mind if I burn a J? 

[Dude1967]

You mean coitus?

[Andrea D.]

  Lotta ins. Lotta outs.Lotta waht have yous.
                       

[Dude1967]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!

[DigitalBuddha]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!

Camel toe? 

[Andrea D.]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!

Calmer than you're

[Dude1967]

FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!!

Calmer than you're

Waving a gun around?

[DigitalBuddha]

Calmer than you are.