I think it's just ah, like, not necessarily a problem, man...but more of a condition. Aw fuck it. I think I'll just have a white Russian or two and abide. Oh shit. My special lady friend is starting to clean the house. She may be unaware of the condition my condition is in. I'm on the couch...do I pretend like I'm sleeping till the cleaning wave passes by me, like waiting for a tornado to pass? Or should I wait till she's out of the line of sight and real stealth like grab my beverage and slip out the door?