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Reverend Al

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Re: Forum equality
« Reply #30 on: April 25, 2016, 12:57:10 AM »
...I have thinned out on my cap :(...

My hair has definitely gotten thinner over the years, and I'm slowly developing the typical bald spot on the top/back of my head.  And it's getting a little grayer every day, slowly catching up to my "salt and pepper" beard.  But I'll be 55 in a few months, so I think I'm supposed to be showing some signs of age by now.

The same woman has been cutting my hair, and my wife's hair, for more than 30 years now.  When she noticed it was starting to turn gray we had a humorous conversation about which color I should dye it, and she suddenly got very serious and told me that she would absolutely refuse to dye my hair even if I seriously asked her to, explaining "That's not your style."  And she was right.
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Brother D

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Re: Forum equality
« Reply #31 on: April 25, 2016, 07:22:40 AM »
Some of the wisest dudes have little or no hair (monks), so maybe follicles get pushed out to make more room for knowledge and wisdom, who knows!

Reverend Al

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Re: Forum equality
« Reply #32 on: April 25, 2016, 06:16:00 PM »
In my case I think it's because my brain is so small that it's having to work overtime trying to keep up with everyone else, so it's overheating and cooking the hair follicles to death.
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« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2016, 03:06:57 PM »
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Reverend Al

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Re: Forum equality
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2016, 07:37:31 PM »
The human brain uses 20 watts of energy, like a light bulb, with attendant waste heat.

Oh, sure, use science to ruin my joke.  ;)
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« Reply #35 on: April 26, 2016, 11:48:07 PM »
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« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2016, 02:54:13 AM »
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