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BikerDude

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I'll have to consult my schedule
« on: September 17, 2015, 12:08:34 PM »
Apparently the date of the revolution has been set.
11/05/2015
I'm pretty sure I'm busy that day.
I got shit to do man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmsSNantyQM

But it turns out that we all will have a prior appointment.
And somehow it's all related to Bruce Jenner?
Or what's her name?
Hmmm
Not sure how that works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6GaUtebnKU
« Last Edit: September 17, 2015, 12:19:42 PM by BikerDude »

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Reverend Al

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Re: I'll have to consult my schedule
« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2015, 08:14:05 PM »
That's a bummer, man.  I was really looking forward to seeing the new Star Wars movie in December.



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Re: I'll have to consult my schedule
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2015, 05:12:26 PM »
Wait, is it the revolution or is The Jesus sending an asteroid to wipe out all of his beloved children on the third rock from the sun? Or is Caitlin Jenner a squirter and she's going to raise all the sea levels to the point where we all drown in her secretions? I'm so confused, this end of times shit is fucking exhausting. I think I need an oat soda.

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Re: I'll have to consult my schedule
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2015, 11:52:37 AM »
Wait, is it the revolution or is The Jesus sending an asteroid to wipe out all of his beloved children on the third rock from the sun? Or is Caitlin Jenner a squirter and she's going to raise all the sea levels to the point where we all drown in her secretions? I'm so confused, this end of times shit is fucking exhausting. I think I need an oat soda.

Yeah. Lotta in's and out's for sure.
Fuck it Dude.

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Reverend Al

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Re: I'll have to consult my schedule
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2015, 07:32:13 PM »
Wait, is it the revolution or is The Jesus sending an asteroid to wipe out all of his beloved children on the third rock from the sun? Or is Caitlin Jenner a squirter and she's going to raise all the sea levels to the point where we all drown in her secretions?

Well, Dude, we just don't know.  I'm leaning towards "None of the above", but we'll have to wait and see.  8)
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Re: I'll have to consult my schedule
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2015, 11:22:55 AM »
Or is Caitlin Jenner a squirter and she's going to raise all the sea levels to the point where we all drown in her secretions?

I thought we were all on board that Caitlyn Jenner is an amazing, beautiful woman who has the exquisite bravery of a beautiful butterfly flying against the wind. And then this SHIT flies out of people’s mouths! Argghhhhhh!

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Re: I'll have to consult my schedule
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2015, 07:03:02 PM »
Actually the shit flew from my fingertips as they raced over the keys.
Honestly, I haven't reached the point yet that I'm ready to get on board with the idea of one of the male Olympic heroes of my youth now being a woman. I have no argument against it, I'm just having trouble getting my head around it.
But I'm an old dog and it takes time for me to catch on to some of the new tricks.
Plus, I know that it's politically incorrect to say this but another complication for me rests in the idea that a blind examination of DNA might indicate that the specimen came from a male. So is this procedure strictly cosmetic in nature?

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Re: I'll have to consult my schedule
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2015, 09:30:37 AM »
I'm with you. My post was a quote from South Park's season-opener which linked together, in a work of stupefying genius, our hyper-PC culture, the "bro" phenomenon, Bruce Jenner, immigration issues, and Tom Brady. Seriously, it's worth a look. Post-modern satire at its finest.

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Re: I'll have to consult my schedule
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2021, 05:45:01 AM »
This story reminded me of the revolution in the Philippines. I remembered Andres Bonifacio and his radical actions in an urban setting

 

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