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TheMacDude

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What is your Dudevinity
« on: April 01, 2015, 09:17:24 PM »
Taoist believe in "the Way", while the way of the Dude is... I don't know? Is it Dudeness?

So please, all wise Dudes in this forum, can you impart to your initiates practices to help us establish our Dudevinity?

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2015, 01:02:12 AM »
Taoist believe in "the Way", while the way of the Dude is... I don't know? Is it Dudeness?

So please, all wise Dudes in this forum, can you impart to your initiates practices to help us establish our Dudevinity?

The way of slacking.

TheMacDude

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2015, 01:37:27 AM »
Oh yes, Master Slacker. Wise words. Tell me sir, what does it mean to slack?

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2015, 03:27:16 AM »
The Dude climbed up a molehill and came down a mountain.  Upon his descent, he held aloft two half and half containers, (or would that be one whole container?).  Upon them, instructions of the Dude Way was written.  Upon the first it said: "Take 'Er Easy".  Upon the second it said: "Abide".

And lo, although the check was postdated, it was good.

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2015, 04:07:10 AM »
The Dude climbed up a molehill and came down a mountain.  Upon his descent, he held aloft two half and half containers, (or would that be one whole container?).  Upon them, instructions of the Dude Way was written.  Upon the first it said: "Take 'Er Easy".  Upon the second it said: "Abide".

And lo, although the check was postdated, it was good.

Thats' a fine pair of testaments right there. I wonder if occasionally "stickin' it to the man" is also down there somewhere? Lemme take another look.

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2015, 04:19:30 AM »
Oh yes, Master Slacker. Wise words. Tell me sir, what does it mean to slack?

For me...beer.

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2015, 11:04:54 AM »
None of us know.
But that's cool man.

Don't worry about knowing the way.
That is the Dudeist way IMO.

Out here we are all his children

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2015, 05:40:30 PM »
Ah, many thanks, Dudes.

But Dudes, when will Dudeness appear to me, and when will I see Dudevinity?


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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2015, 07:54:49 PM »
But Dudes, when will Dudeness appear to me, and when will I see Dudevinity?

Dudeness will appear when you stop seeking it.  Be true to yourself, and just be the best you that you can be.
I don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2015, 08:32:49 PM »
Ah, very good, dude!

Tell me Dudes, what is it to speak irreverently of Dudeness; of Dudeuversality?

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2015, 08:40:31 PM »
Ah, very good, dude!

Tell me Dudes, what is it to speak irreverently of Dudeness; of Dudeuversality?

It's fuckin' amateur.  It's reactionary.  Or at the very least, it's un-dude.

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2015, 11:46:41 PM »
To be amateur and reactionary is undude? What is the state of undudeness on its own?

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2015, 04:54:02 AM »
Bein a dick, rod or johnson. An uptight cleft asshole or a member of the square community, IMO.

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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2015, 09:25:34 AM »
Ah, many thanks, Dudes.

But Dudes, when will Dudeness appear to me, and when will I see Dudevinity?

You wont. Dude is a way of being you realise you are, and there is no "Dudevinity".

I like Al's point of view:

Dudeness will appear when you stop seeking it.  Be true to yourself, and just be the best you that you can be.
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Re: What is your Dudevinity
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2015, 01:03:31 AM »
I read something from a Thelemite teacher along the lines of, "Imagine yourself as the high priest of the religion of being you." I see that as being close to the essence of Dudeism. The Dude simply is who he is. He is true to himself. He wouldn't be interested in telling you how to be you. He would only teach by example.
To be a Dude is to live in accordance with your true self without interfering with others. Do not be a fucking fascist and try to impose your will upon others. Nor should you be afraid to draw the line in the sand if someone is pissing on your rug.
Work out a way of living that maximizes your own well being and the well being of others around you.
That's Rev. Jimmy's opinion.

 

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