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Taoist believe in "the Way", while the way of the Dude is... I don't know? Is it Dudeness? So please, all wise Dudes in this forum, can you impart to your initiates practices to help us establish our Dudevinity?
The Dude climbed up a molehill and came down a mountain. Upon his descent, he held aloft two half and half containers, (or would that be one whole container?). Upon them, instructions of the Dude Way was written. Upon the first it said: "Take 'Er Easy". Upon the second it said: "Abide".And lo, although the check was postdated, it was good.
Oh yes, Master Slacker. Wise words. Tell me sir, what does it mean to slack?
But Dudes, when will Dudeness appear to me, and when will I see Dudevinity?
Ah, very good, dude!Tell me Dudes, what is it to speak irreverently of Dudeness; of Dudeuversality?
Ah, many thanks, Dudes. But Dudes, when will Dudeness appear to me, and when will I see Dudevinity?
Dudeness will appear when you stop seeking it. Be true to yourself, and just be the best you that you can be.
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