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Wave of the Future
« on: March 31, 2015, 04:00:30 PM »
Robot Handjobs Are The Future, And The Future Is Coming (NSFW)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/12/robot-handjobs-vr-tenga_n_4261161.html

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The Second Law of Robotics is: A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings.

Over the weekend, a virtual sex simulator debuted in Japan, Kotaku reported. The "VR Tenga" is the product of a joint effort from adult toy company Tenga and virtual reality pioneer Oculus VR, the company behind an immersive virtual reality headset called the Oculus Rift.

The VR Tenga was unveiled at an Oculus Rift game jam in Tokyo and, as can be seen in the NSFW video below, has at least a few people excited:

    The device attaches a Novint Falcon?a grip-based, haptic controller?to a Tenga, a Japanese industrial masturbator. Used as intended, the user would insert his penis into the Tenga, which would be manipulated by the Falcon. All the while the user views on his Oculus some sort of visual stimulation synced to the movement of the hybrid Falcon/Tenga.

In a HuffPost/YouGov survey conducted in April, eighteen percent of respondents said they believed sex robots would be available by 2030, while only nine percent said they would have sex with a robot if they had the opportunity.

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Re: Wave of the Futrure
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2015, 04:11:37 PM »
Yeah, well I still jerk off manually.

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Re: Wave of the Future
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2015, 04:15:52 PM »
Yeah, well I still jerk off manually.

Of course you do.

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Re: Wave of the Future
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2015, 05:58:16 AM »
Yeah, well, thats' just like uh your opinion, man.

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Re: Wave of the Future
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2015, 11:47:02 AM »
Yeah, well, thats' just like uh your opinion, man.

See you blew it.


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Re: Wave of the Future
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2015, 12:34:11 PM »
Far out...Oh ok.

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Re: Wave of the Future
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2015, 07:41:41 PM »
100% electronic. Wave of the future, dude.............


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Re: Wave of the Future
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2015, 10:21:11 AM »
100% electronic. Wave of the future, dude.............



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Re: Wave of the Future
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2015, 10:27:02 PM »
Do they make a model with a little more, uh, throw in the camshaft?

I'm just sayin. That ain't much there.

 

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