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A brief homage to the Color Brown
« on: April 17, 2009, 06:06:54 PM »
Brown, beautiful brown.

Fine bourbon, good gunstocks, great horses and the best damn hunting dogs are all naturally enhanced by generally sporting the color brown.  Ah, brown - the color that almost smells by itself... the richest and most admirable color for all things manly, musty and misunderstood by anyone with even a shred of feminine dna.

Seems that among the uncivilized other colors seem to be more popular - almost certainly due to their propensity for cars that match their undies.  Personally, I'm proud to say that the Only color that would ever match my drawers... is brown. 

I'd get riled, but it would be a waste of good gunpowder to shoot the sissies. 


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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 05:28:18 PM »
the colour brown...a Coen bros. favourite, as evidenced by Fink, Hudsucker, O Brother, and a little movie that folks 'round here call The Holy Film...in the parlance of our time...
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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 02:11:04 AM »
Very cool looking dogs, completely unspoiled.  ;D

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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM »
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.
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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2009, 03:38:52 AM »
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!  ;D

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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2009, 12:09:18 PM »
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!  ;D

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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2009, 04:48:59 PM »
shut the fuck up donny
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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2009, 08:16:45 PM »
shut the fuck up donny

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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2009, 12:02:18 AM »
They're calling the cops, man.
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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2009, 05:39:24 AM »
This is a League game Smokey.
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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2009, 01:20:17 AM »
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!  ;D


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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2009, 08:39:22 PM »
I have a brown Dog...  with crooked teeth.  Not the coonhounds pictured - twould be a sadness to allow them to touch Indiana yankee soil. 

But a Labrador - brown and brawny.
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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2009, 09:07:07 PM »
I'm sorry I wasn't listening...
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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2009, 10:02:55 PM »
MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!
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Re: A brief homage to the Color Brown
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2009, 01:18:10 PM »
MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

You'll have to keep your barking down, sir, this is a family kennel.....and we do have restraints. ;D

 

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