Author Topic: A brief homage to the Color Brown (Read 20296 times)

Colonel John Hubertz · « **on:** April 17, 2009, 06:06:54 PM »

Brown, beautiful brown.

Fine bourbon, good gunstocks, great horses and the best damn hunting dogs are all naturally enhanced by generally sporting the color brown. Ah, brown - the color that almost smells by itself... the richest and most admirable color for all things manly, musty and misunderstood by anyone with even a shred of feminine dna.

Seems that among the uncivilized other colors seem to be more popular - almost certainly due to their propensity for cars that match their undies. Personally, I'm proud to say that the Only color that would ever match my drawers... is brown.

I'd get riled, but it would be a waste of good gunpowder to shoot the sissies.

digbys kid · « **Reply #1 on:** April 18, 2009, 05:28:18 PM »

the colour brown...a Coen bros. favourite, as evidenced by Fink, Hudsucker, O Brother, and a little movie that folks 'round here call The Holy Film...in the parlance of our time...

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #2 on:** April 20, 2009, 02:11:04 AM »

Very cool looking dogs, completely unspoiled.

his_dudeness · « **Reply #3 on:** April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM »

the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #4 on:** April 25, 2009, 03:38:52 AM »

Quote from: his_dudeness on April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM

the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!

digbys kid · « **Reply #5 on:** April 25, 2009, 12:09:18 PM »

Quote from: digitalbuddha on April 25, 2009, 03:38:52 AM

Quote from: his_dudeness on April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!

There are ways, Dude, you don't want to know about it.

his_dudeness · « **Reply #6 on:** April 25, 2009, 04:48:59 PM »

shut the fuck up donny

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #7 on:** April 25, 2009, 08:16:45 PM »

Quote from: his_dudeness on April 25, 2009, 04:48:59 PM

shut the fuck up donny

What's wrong with Walter, dude?

his_dudeness · « **Reply #8 on:** April 26, 2009, 12:02:18 AM »

They're calling the cops, man.

the Knutsens · « **Reply #9 on:** April 26, 2009, 05:39:24 AM »

This is a League game Smokey.

his_dudeness · « **Reply #10 on:** April 27, 2009, 01:20:17 AM »

Quote from: digitalbuddha on April 25, 2009, 03:38:52 AM

Quote from: his_dudeness on April 23, 2009, 03:28:33 AM
the color brown does get a bad rap, i myself have dabbled in the color. you want a brown dog? i can get you a brown dog. with crooked teeth.

Where the fuck are you going to get a a brown dog. with crooked teeth!

If you will it, dude, it is no dream.

Colonel John Hubertz · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2009, 08:39:22 PM »

I have a brown Dog... with crooked teeth. Not the coonhounds pictured - twould be a sadness to allow them to touch Indiana yankee soil.

But a Labrador - brown and brawny.

his_dudeness · « **Reply #12 on:** June 08, 2009, 09:07:07 PM »

I'm sorry I wasn't listening...

digbys kid · « **Reply #13 on:** June 08, 2009, 10:02:55 PM »

MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

brandt · « **Reply #14 on:** June 09, 2009, 01:18:10 PM »

Quote from: digbys kid on June 08, 2009, 10:02:55 PM

MY FUCKIN' WHITES!!!

You'll have to keep your barking down, sir, this is a family kennel.....and we do have restraints.

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