Author Topic: My philosophy (Read 44683 times)

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #30 on:** August 11, 2008, 07:54:27 PM »

Waldo has crashed into the god damn mountain.

brandt · « **Reply #31 on:** August 12, 2008, 12:59:59 AM »

Brandt, give him the envelope

Dude1967 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 12, 2008, 10:52:33 AM »

Don't fuck with us. If your Waldo owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn.

brandt · « **Reply #33 on:** August 12, 2008, 12:26:56 PM »

"Does it look like I'm married , man" (shows the moron his right hand)

"The toilet seats up, man" (with visible stain)

Now that's combat, eyeball to eyeball with the bowl

Dude1967 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 12, 2008, 04:09:07 PM »

I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
That fucking strumpet

DigitalBuddha · « **Reply #35 on:** August 12, 2008, 08:49:44 PM »

Quote from: Dude1967 on August 12, 2008, 04:09:07 PM

I?ll say it again
Strikes and gutters, ups and downs
That fucking strumpet

Something inside me thinks that "Waldo" probably came from the gutters. That little strumpet.

brandt · « **Reply #36 on:** August 12, 2008, 08:57:21 PM »

Take any rug in the house, it'll always tie the room together

Dude1967 · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2008, 12:15:10 PM »

Dude, uh, tomorrow is already the tenth.

digbys kid · « **Reply #38 on:** October 15, 2008, 03:16:13 PM »

Far out.

Dude1967 · « **Reply #39 on:** October 17, 2008, 12:42:17 AM »

Fuckin' A

digbys kid · « **Reply #40 on:** October 17, 2008, 12:29:32 PM »

I'd appreciate it if you would come, and, uh, give me notes.

marshmellowfrog · « **Reply #41 on:** February 10, 2010, 06:10:42 AM »

I think that my philosophy would be a good one but a common one... shit happens c'mon its a classic but also i kinda have say i'm gonna have another joint its great and it works. it turned me into a dude

FuckinA · « **Reply #42 on:** February 10, 2010, 06:38:44 AM »

yeah, and add to that to never look directly into the sun, or a fat woman.

Caesar dude · « **Reply #43 on:** February 10, 2010, 12:50:42 PM »

My dudeist philosophy is simple ...."all is as it's meant to be"

It's a mantra with me and works for everything I come across...lose a job or a girl or even your joint...say the words and then think of the terrible possibilities that may have happened if you'd stayed in the job or with the girl or smoked the weed.

It works for the good stuff too...like getting an unexpected day off or meeting a hot chick or finding a bunch of weed....

All is as it's meant to be

Hey dudes...abide...love n light

FuckinA · « **Reply #44 on:** February 10, 2010, 03:37:54 PM »

How about: "All is as it isn't meant to be, but fuck it"?

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