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Just finished my first experience of jury duty as a Dudeist...They didn't call my name, got discharged, and no jury duty worries for 8 years!
I just got out of it. Got called just before the Holidays and they dismissed everyone. So I'm good for another 6 years...
A friend of mine says he just shows up and tells the judge; "As far as I'm concerned, the mother fucker is guilty!"...hasn't worked yet!
...I really don't mind going and spending the day meeting different people and seeing new sites, but they will never pick me because I have so many relatives that like to throw coffee cups at dudes heads (professionally)...
...But if you're getting called in every 1 year than that means you guys in California are slacking...
Quote from: LazyDude on January 08, 2015, 02:04:23 PMJust finished my first experience of jury duty as a Dudeist...They didn't call my name, got discharged, and no jury duty worries for 8 years! Quote from: BikerDude on January 09, 2015, 09:07:11 AMI just got out of it. Got called just before the Holidays and they dismissed everyone. So I'm good for another 6 years...8 years??? 6 years??? Son of a bitch! Here in California we get only ONE year of reprieve from jury duty if we're instructed to appear, regardless of whether you actually get chosen to sit on a jury.
Under Federal law, a person cannot be required to serve jury duty more often than once every two (2) years. If you have served in the United States District Court or a New York State Court within the last two (2) years, and wish to be excused, please mail a copy of your official jury certificate, together with our summons, in the return envelope.
8 years??? 6 years??? Son of a bitch! Here in California we get only ONE year of reprieve from jury duty if we're instructed to appear, regardless of whether you actually get chosen to sit on a jury.
I have Grand Jury dudey in April here in NJ. If you get picked it's every Friday for 12 weeks. :(
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