Handerpants

[BikerDude]

Yup. What they sound like.
Description below.
http://www.handerpants.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCf9NkcvRno#t=83

    Great For Jazz Hands
    fingerless gloves have the look and feel of men's briefs
    Wear them on their own as a vaguely inappropriate fashion statement
    Distracts Enemies
    Prevents Chafing

So wtf are "Jazz Hands".
And "Distracts Enemies"? Really?

[Masked Dude]

Who else wants to buy these and let a "finger" hang out the flap?