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I are drunk!
« on: January 30, 2009, 03:37:55 PM »
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.
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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 07:09:05 AM »
Shut the fuck up, Donny
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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2009, 12:36:55 PM »
What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2009, 02:48:13 AM »
Walter... You fuck! We gotta go to Pasadena, pick me up or I'm off the bowling team!

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2009, 02:50:21 AM »
Brother Shamus? Like an Irish Monk?

What the fuck are you talking about? My name's Da Fina, I'm a private snoop, like you man.

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2009, 02:51:45 AM »
More head Minnesota... I could go for some more head

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2009, 02:52:02 AM »
Compeers, you know what I mean?

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2009, 12:24:56 PM »
I was talking about my rug.
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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2009, 02:57:05 AM »
What tied the room together, Dude?

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 09:05:18 AM »
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

........and dude, drunk is not the preferred nomenclature, shit faced, please...  ;D

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 12:13:23 PM »
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

........and dude, drunk is not the preferred nomenclature, shit faced, please...  ;D

actually, it's "Shit-faced American"
Is there a Ralph's around here?

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 10:50:11 PM »
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

........and dude, drunk is not the preferred nomenclature, shit faced, please...  ;D

actually, it's "Shit-faced American"

Is that some kind of Eastern thing?

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2009, 09:48:34 AM »
Far from it.
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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2009, 01:56:38 AM »
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

Dude, we're all drunk.

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Re: I are drunk!
« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2009, 02:38:29 PM »
Sooooo, I'm drunk. I haven't got a job and I'm drunk, but you know, I can't be worried about that shit! Life goes on! Whisky perhaps? I'll have a pint of that. Factotum is a pretty good movie, in the parlance of our time, it's a fucking swizz watch.

Dude, we're all drunk.
That's interesting, man.  That's fucking  interesting.
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