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Songs about rugs
« on: June 10, 2014, 04:48:04 PM »
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about.
What songs do you know on the subject of rugs?
There's this offering from R. Crumb's Cheap Suit Serenaders, but can anyone here think of any more? Maybe even if there isn't a literal connection, dudes.
What the fuck are you talking about?

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2014, 05:12:26 PM »
« Last Edit: June 10, 2014, 05:14:18 PM by BikerDude »

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Re: Songs about rugs
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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2014, 01:25:06 AM »
Here's a link to 20 songs.

http://jezebel.com/5264674/20-songs-about-cunnilingus

...oh wait, this isn't quite what you meant, is it?

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2014, 04:44:18 AM »
Here's a link to 20 songs.

http://jezebel.com/5264674/20-songs-about-cunnilingus

...oh wait, this isn't quite what you meant, is it?

You mean the beaver picture?

Stumblin Stumbleweed

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2014, 08:15:33 AM »
Vagina.
Really though, the list must surely extend beyond two.
What the fuck are you talking about?

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2014, 03:55:05 PM »
The other meaning of rug. Hairpiece.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB5HsDRRPRY&feature=kp

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2014, 01:49:44 AM »
Hairpieces?  Well in that case...
http://youtu.be/Brjr0Bhj12M
(yes, it's safe for work)

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2014, 02:18:40 AM »
Beaver pelt merkin.
There, I said it.
If there's an unspoken message here, it's fuck you, leave me the fuck alone.
All the Dude wanted was a thread about rug songs.
What the fuck are you talking about?

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2014, 01:32:53 PM »
Didn't mean to harsh on your jam, dude.  Just having some fun playing with synonyms.

As mentioned above, I'd think Magic Carpet Ride would be the penultimate rug song.  Why not ultimate?  Well it might be, but I just don't know of that many songs about rugs.  There might be something better.

But I like it.  It's rockin', it's sexy (in a creepy older dude trying to talk a younger girl out of her panties with music and drugs kind of way), but why is it more sexy than creepy?  You don't hear the girl complaining do you?  But then, she might be bound and gagged.  But hey, that's sexy too!

Mmm... bound and gagged...  Wait... what were we talking about again?  I got distracted.

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #10 on: June 12, 2014, 01:52:02 PM »

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2014, 02:47:32 PM »
(in a creepy older dude trying to talk a younger girl out of her panties with music and drugs kind of way),

Is there any other way?

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Re: Songs about rugs
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2020, 03:09:53 PM »
Majka Jeżowska 'Pa aa aa...'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3d8KIDuR-I
A lullaby about fairy tales. Has a verse about Sinbad flying on a rug. Not sure if he is the right guy here (shouldn't it be Aladdin?), anyway...
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