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Re: So, how's everyone doing?
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2014, 03:36:30 PM »
Had to get background checked a piss tested this week for some upcoming Government work this week.
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Re: So, how's everyone doing?
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2014, 04:11:07 PM »
Ya, us plebes are held accountable at every turn, yet the top 1% get away with murder - with no accountability.

Fuck it, I'm having an oat soda.



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Re: So, how's everyone doing?
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2014, 05:48:33 PM »
I live right by a police academy. [Insert Steve Guttenberg joke here]. There's also a Fraternal Order of Police bar next door. Recruits used to drink there after hours while in training. Now, they can't drink alcohol during the entire course of training; which is, I believe, like 3-4 weeks. That INCLUDES when they are home for the weekends. They, too, get piss tested.

What is the fascist state coming to when the jackboots employed to crush our bourgeois throats, themselves, can't have a nice white wine spritzer with their fettuccine alfredo?

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Re: So, how's everyone doing?
« Reply #18 on: April 19, 2014, 07:49:55 PM »
Shit. First of all, fuck Good Friday. My grandmother died on it. My dad died on it. And now my best friend's father just died on it. I'm glad I'm not a Christian because thay would really make it worse.

I know some will say if I don't celebrate Easter, why do I care? When that day comes around the fact that it's Good Friday is mentioned a lot in my area.

A guy I know who claims to be a friend continues to talk shit about me behind my back. I think he talked me out of a couple projects. For business reasons I can't dropkick his sorry ass right now.

I know many others (including many here) have worse things happening. I'd love to have a little good shit happen, y'know?

Edit: Just got told my the father of my cousin's baby died in a car wreck yesterday (Good Friday), too.
« Last Edit: April 19, 2014, 08:22:36 PM by Masked Dude »
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