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Wave of the future, dudes...
« on: April 19, 2014, 12:16:05 AM »
Humans will be kept between life and death in the first suspended animation trials

At a hospital in Pittsburgh, surgeons are now allowed to place patients into a state of suspended animation. If a patient arrives with a traumatic injury, and attempts to restart their heart have failed - if they're on the doorstep of death - they will have their blood replaced with a cold saline solution, which stops almost all cellular activity. At this point, the patient is clinically dead - but if the doctors can fix the injury within a few hours, they can be returned to life from suspended animation by replacing the saline with blood.

Being put on ice - http://www.extremetech.com/extreme/179296-humans-will-be-kept-between-life-and-death-in-the-first-suspended-animation-trials

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Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2014, 07:21:34 PM »
The world is overpopulated...  let'm go...



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Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2014, 07:34:57 PM »
The world is overpopulated...  let'm go...

 ;D As for me; I have it noted on my Driver's License that my veins, in case I'm put into suspended animation, are to be filled with Cold Beer and not saline solution.


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Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2014, 07:38:31 PM »
Fuckin' eh...  May as well go out drunk!



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Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2014, 07:40:09 PM »
Fuckin' eh...  May as well go out drunk!

Oh hell yah!! ;D

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Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2014, 08:05:07 PM »
What was it someone said one time... when it comes time to check out, you pull up to the grim reaper, tires squealing, jump out with a Martini in your hand exclaiming "What a helluava ride this has been!"  When it's my time, you damn well better get drunk in my honour!!!

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Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2014, 08:41:23 PM »
Sounds very dude-like to me! 8)

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Re: Wave of the future, dudes...
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2014, 08:52:00 PM »
Fuckin' eh...



 

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