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Author Topic: The Church of the Latter-Day Dude vs The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster  (Read 23634 times)

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SmokeytheBuddha

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Yeah he was a couscous objector?
I did not dough that?
I myself once dabbled in pastaism.  Not during Nam. Of course.
Walter what the Pho are you talking about?!
Look at our present situation with that alfredo fucker in the rags.
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I was a follower of FSM for a long time 'til I saw the movie, then I coverted to Dudeism. I'm ordained also!
What the Ralph is going on around here?

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Dude, the Pastafarians ARE NOT THE ISSUE HERE!

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well, if the flying spaghetti monster or any followers of his extend the "noodly appendage" toward us, should we then greet that noodle with a dudehand and coexist as one with a "dudely appendage"? 

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Oh, the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... yeah ... He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...
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digbys kid

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No, the In-and-Out Burger's on Camrose.
Is there a Ralph's around here?

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Those are good burgers, Walter.
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well, if the flying spaghetti monster or any followers of his extend the "noodly appendage" toward us, should we then greet that noodle with a dudehand and coexist as one with a "dudely appendage"? 
That FSM can roll...
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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well, if the flying spaghetti monster or any followers of his extend the "noodly appendage" toward us, should we then greet that noodle with a dudehand and coexist as one with a "dudely appendage"? 
That FSM can roll...

Yeah, but he's a Penne, Dude...
Is there a Ralph's around here?

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well, if the flying spaghetti monster or any followers of his extend the "noodly appendage" toward us, should we then greet that noodle with a dudehand and coexist as one with a "dudely appendage"? 

indeed.

i for one oddly enough, have a manifestation of the noodly/dudeliness that is reality that got f*ckin installed in my bedroom when a cherokee gal went ballistic over a theft of her cell-phone sim card a couple years back.

reality - has a conciousness that is dudely to the extreme

as the reality dude in all it's bi-lateral glory had been of course, pissing upon my rug for as long as I could remember, i snatched it and demanded both rent and two things:

1.  be my remote - my cd remote is tiny...  or it was    That was like 4 trashed players ago, but it tries

2.  a slinky that rolled UP stairs.  last month it's dudeness popped me to a random youtube visit - seen the human slinky that is a popular halftime entertainment?



DUDES

anyway - ark of the covenant level interaction with reality dude avail anytime - stop by for a cup of the holiest liquid, or a bourbon/branch - a colonel-dude's champagne

peace/abide, out 4 now
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Oh, the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... yeah ... He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...

a fucking brat!  ;D

the Knutsens

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FSM treats objects like women, man!
I still jerk off manually

digbys kid

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The FSM is cooked in a lot of water in this town.  You aren't cooked in shit Lebowski.
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Colonel John Hubertz

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FSM treats objects like women, man!

and dude, women like treat dude-shaped objects like men hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ....  mmmmm..... mmmmmm?

damn she's out of c batteries again

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i don't like their jerk off name, i don't like their jerk off faces, i don't like them, jerk offs
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