So I was driving into my works car park which is well known to be a horribly tight and akward place to park.
As I drive in, I notice that someone has parked slap bang in the middle of the slim car park and is essentially blocking me from my spot. Not only am I blocked from the spot, but I can see the owner looking through a window at me and making no attempt to move his car. Very un-Dude.
I really wanted to take the tire iron out the boot of my car and show him what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.