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TheMrD

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What happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
« on: March 03, 2014, 05:20:50 AM »
So I was driving into my works car park which is well known to be a horribly tight and akward place to park.

As I drive in, I notice that someone has parked slap bang in the middle of the slim car park and is essentially blocking me from my spot. Not only am I blocked from the spot, but I can see the owner looking through a window at me and making no attempt to move his car. Very un-Dude.

I really wanted to take the tire iron out the boot of my car and show him what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.


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Re: What happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2014, 05:56:36 AM »
So I was driving into my works car park which is well known to be a horribly tight and akward place to park.

As I drive in, I notice that someone has parked slap bang in the middle of the slim car park and is essentially blocking me from my spot. Not only am I blocked from the spot, but I can see the owner looking through a window at me and making no attempt to move his car. Very un-Dude.

I really wanted to take the tire iron out the boot of my car and show him what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.



Sounds like you controlled your inner Walter.

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Re: What happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2014, 06:59:14 AM »
You should have braced the little prick.
Sounds to me like he was ready to crack.

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Re: What happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2014, 02:04:14 PM »
As close as I think he was to cracking, I decided it'd be better to just say fuck it and go bowling.

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Re: What happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2014, 04:53:14 AM »
So I was driving into my works car park which is well known to be a horribly tight and akward place to park.

As I drive in, I notice that someone has parked slap bang in the middle of the slim car park and is essentially blocking me from my spot. Not only am I blocked from the spot, but I can see the owner looking through a window at me and making no attempt to move his car. Very un-Dude.

I really wanted to take the tire iron out the boot of my car and show him what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.

That's a pretty amazing level of balls on his part. You knew what car he was driving and you could be reasonably certain that he was either going to park his car there that day or maybe even every day.


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Re: What happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2014, 03:57:20 PM »
I would think the proper dude response would be to park directly behind him and leave.

 

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