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ZoeAbides

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Shopping At Ralph's
« on: December 25, 2013, 05:16:09 AM »
Today, in the middle of the night/early morning I went to a convenience store... in a robe... specifically to buy half & half... for caucasians.  No I did not pay with a check, but I did pay with a check card.

Living the life, man.  Far out.  Far fucking out.

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Re: Shopping At Ralph's
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2013, 05:19:20 AM »
That's cool, that's cool.
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Re: Shopping At Ralph's
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2013, 03:48:53 PM »
Far out, man, far fuckin' out. A moment of abiding.

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Re: Shopping At Ralph's
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2013, 01:01:40 AM »
The cool thing is that it wasn't intentional, but the irony was not lost on me.  It was, unfortunately lost on the clerk, however she learned of a movie she should see.

Moment of abiding indeed!   Felt almost like going on a pilgrimage.

 

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