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SmokeytheBuddha

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The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« on: May 21, 2008, 07:06:40 AM »
http://uufe-dialogue.blogspot.com/search?q=dude

I'd appreciate your notes, dudes...
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2008, 02:16:55 PM »
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2008, 05:16:05 PM »
At least I'm housebroken.
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2008, 07:00:22 PM »
Ever thus to deadbeats.
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2008, 08:16:33 PM »
Aw, no, not, not on the sermon, man.
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 04:46:46 PM »
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Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 09:31:36 PM »
They finally did it.  They killed my fucking car.
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2008, 10:09:25 PM »
Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on May 27, 2008, 09:31:36 PM
They finally did it.  They killed my fucking car.


Well dude, perhaps they towed it..
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #8 on: May 29, 2008, 06:52:05 AM »
You want a tow? I can get you a tow, believe me. There are ways, dude...
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 03:38:01 PM »
Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on May 29, 2008, 06:52:05 AM
You want a tow? I can get you a tow, believe me. There are ways, dude...
with green nail polish?
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2008, 01:45:48 AM »
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!

(One of the funniest lines in the movie, by the way. First time I heard it I spit out my beer and had beer coming out of my nose.....was a disgusting sight.)

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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2008, 07:05:58 AM »
There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me.
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2008, 07:30:32 PM »
Quote from: SmokeytheBuddha on June 02, 2008, 07:05:58 AM
There are ways, Dude. You don't want to know about it, believe me.
Hell I can get  you  a  toe by 3 0'clock this afternoon--with nail polish. These  fucking amateurs.
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Re: The Gospel According to the Hit Man and the Dude
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2008, 08:21:00 PM »
I'm sorry...I wasn't listening...
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