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The Ideology and Religion Shit List
« on: October 25, 2013, 06:42:06 AM »
The Ideology and Religion Shit List

Agnosticism (1)
    What is this shit?
Agnosticism (2)
    Maybe there is shit or maybe it happens; then again, maybe not.
Altruism (1)
    Want some shit?
Altruism (2)
    Let me give you my shit.
Americanism
    Who gives a shit?
Amish
    Shit dost occur.
Anal Retentivism
    Keep your shit to yourself.
Anglicanism
    Our shit doesn't stink.
Apathism
    I don't give a shit.
Archimedesmism
    If I had a lever that's long enough, and a place to stand, I can move the earth -- even if it is full of shit.
Aristotlism (1)
    Once a shit is stretched by an idea, it never again happens in its original shape.
Aristotlism (2)
    Shit is real.
Neil Armstrong
    This is one small shit for me, but one giant heap for mankind.
Asatru
    If shit happens, blame it on Loki.
Atheism (1)
    I don't believe this shit.
Atheism (2)
    There is no shit.
Ba'Hai
    All shit is truly shit.
Baptist
    You are shitting wrong, therefore you'll be punished.
Baptist Fundamentalism
    Shit happens because the Bible says so.
Blondism
    I'm stupid as shit.
Bowdlerism
    **** happens.
Branch Davidianism
    Shit burns.
Breathairians
    We don't have to eat that shit.
Buddhism (1)
    Shit happens.
Buddhism (2)
    If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
Bushism (1)
    What shit?
Bushism (2)
    Read my lips, no new shit.
Calvinism
    Man is nothing but shit.
Calvin-and-Hobbesism
    Man, this shit is fun.
Caninism
    Shit happens in the neighbor's yard.
Capitalism (1)
    Do you buy this shit?
Capitalism (2)
    How much will this shit cost?
Capitalism (3)
    Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
Carmensandiegism
    Where in the world is that shit happening?
Cartesianism
    I shit, therefore I am.
Catholicism (1)
    If shit happens, you deserved it.
Catholicism (2)
    Everybody gets shit.
Chauvanism
    We may be shit, but you can't live without us.
Chestertonianism
    Shit is the farthest thing from shit.
Christian Fundamentalism
    The belief that Hell is where everyone must mind their own shit.
Clintonism
    I didn't inhale the shit!
Commercialism
    Let's package this shit.
Communism (1)
    It's everybody's shit.
Communism (2)
    Everyone's shit is everyone else's shit.
Computerism
    Why won't this fucking shit work?
Confucianism
    Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Constipation
    My shit just won't happen.
Contract Theory
    If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit.
Creation Science (1)
    We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.
Creation Science (2)
    Shit happens all at once.
Creation Science (3)
    ...And the Lord said "Let there be shit"...
Dadaism
    Blue shit rumage Idaho potato.
Dadism
    Your mom knows her shit.
Daffy Duckism
    It's *my* shit! Down, down! Go, go! Miiiiine!
Darwinism
    We came up from shit.
Deja Vu
    I think this shit happened before, but I'm not sure.
Descartes
    I shit therefore I am.
Dianetics (1)
    Even shit can make money.
Dianetics (2)
    Shit your way to a better life.
Discordianism
    This MIGHT be shit, but is instead a fuzzy 1973 Mustang.
Dominicans
    Believe in shit, or we'll boil you in it.
Donism
    I'm gonna' make ya' a shit you can't refuse.
Dyslexianism
    Hits shapnep.
Egoism
    I AM the shit!
Egotism
    My shit is the only shit that matters.
Empiricism
    Shit only happens if I see it happen.
Employerism
    This shit is your fault.
Energizer Rabbit
    Shit happens... and happens... and happens...
Environmentalism (1)
    Recycle this shit.
Environmentalism (2)
    Shit happens, but it's biodegradable.
Euphemism
    Caca happens.
Evangelism
    You need our shit.
Evangelicalism (1)
    I can heal people -- but oooonly with the help of yourrrrr shit.
Evangelicalism (2)
    God has a wonderful plan for your shit.
Evolution (1)
    Shit happens gradually.
Evolution (2)
    Shit is getting better all the time!
Existentialism
    Shit doesn't happen; shit just is.
Existentialism, General
    Your shit is what you make of it.
Existentialism, Sartre
    We are defined by our shit happening.
Felinism
    Shit happens... bury it.
Feminism
    Men are shit.
Finagle's Third Law
    The happening of shit tends to a maximum.
The Force
    Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.
Freudianism
    Shit happens as a result of repressed sexual urges.
Frisbeetarianism
    Shit happens under cars, just out of reach.
Garbagism
    I dump your shit.
Geocentrism
    Our shit is the center of the cosmos!
Green Peaceism
    Save this Shit.
GURPSism
    Our shit can happen in any conceivable place or time.
Guruism
    The master's shit does not stink.
Hare Krishnaism
    Shit happens shit happens shit happens rama rama.
Hedonism (1)
    Fuck that shit; let's party!
Hedonism (2)
    This shit is fun!
Heisenbergism
    Shit happened, we just don't know where.
Hinduism (1)
    This shit happened before.
Hinduism (2)
    This shit is not a religion. It is a Way of Life.
Hippyism
    Make peace with shit.
Hitchhikerism
    The answer to all this shit is 42.
Idealism
    That shit's all in your mind.
Illuminism
    We make shit happen.
Interrigationism
    'Ve have 'vays of making you shit!
Islam
    If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam, Shi'ite
    When Shi'ite happens, kill Salman Rushdie.
Islam, Sunni
    Why do Shi'ites always happen to us?
Jehovah's Witnesses (1)
    No shit happens until Armageddon.
Jehovah's Witnesses (2)
    Let me in your house and I'll tell you why shit happens.
Jehovah's Witnesses (3)
    Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read.
Judaism
    Why does this shit always happen to us?
Judaism, Reformed
    Got any Kaopectate?
Jungianism
    All shit that happens is an aspect of the archetypical shit generated consensually by the mass subconscious.
Kennedyism
    Ask not what your country's shit can do for you, but what your shit can do for your country.
Kierkegaard
    This shit is highly improbable; therefore, we should believe it happens.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
    I have a shit...
Kinisonism
    Ooh-shit happens! Oo-ooooooooooo!
Thomas Kuhn
    Shit always happens exactly the way you expect it to.
Libertarianism
    Keep your hands off of my shit.
Logical Positivism
    Shit = S+H+I+T.
Lutheranism
    Catholicism is shit.
Marie Antoinette'ism
    If they can't afford bread, why don't they get shit instead.
Marines
    It's not just shit, it's an adventure.
Marvin
    Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and I can't even shit.
Marxism, Classical
    The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again.
Materialism
    Whoever dies with the most shit wins.
Mathematicism
    Necessary and sufficient conditions for shit to occur are: 1) Shit must exist and be continuous in a domain D 2) No shit must exceed SHIT on the boundary of D.
McCarthyism
    Are you now, or have you ever been, a shit?
Josh McDowell-ism (1)
    Anyone who investigates the evidence for this shit and doesn't see the truth as plain as day is a nincompoop.
Josh McDowell-ism (2)
    Anyone who investigates the evidence for this shit and doesn't agree with me must want to have sexual intercourse outside of marriage.
Mennonite
    None of this modern shit now.
Momism
    You'll eat this shit and like it!
Moonies
    Only happy shit really happens.
Mormonism (1)
    Your shit is shit, but our shit is the ONE TRUE shit.
Mormonism (2)
    God sent us this shit.
Murphism
    Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.
Narcissism
    My shit don't stink.
Native American
    This shit is sacred when it happens.
New Age (1)
    Why did I happen to create this shit?
New Age (2)
    This isn't shit if I REALLY believe it's chocolate.
Newton's First Law
    Shit that is happening tends to keep happening.
Newton's Second Law
    You have to push to make shit happen.
Newton's Third Law
    Every shit that happens has an equal and opposite shit happening.
Neitzscheism (1)
    If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not shit.
Neitzscheism (2)
    A man without a shit is not a man.
Neitzscheism (3)
    Shit is dead!
Nihilism
    Everything is shit.
NIMBYism
    Your shit's not gonna happen here.
Nixonism (1)
    Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.
Nixonism (2)
    I am not a shit.
Nonsequiturism
    Route 176 goes south.
Oat Branism
    Your shit will keep happening.
Objectivism
    Shit=Shit
Occultism
    We eat our shit.
Optimism (1)
    That shit won't happen to me.
Optimism (2)
    This shit, too, will pass.
Paganism (1)
    Shit happens. Accept it.
Paganism (2)
    Shit is a part of nature and makes things grow.
Panglossism
    This is the best of all possible shits.
Paranoia
    Shit happens because it's a plot.
Pascalism
    We are just shit. But we are thinking shit.
Patriotism (1)
    My shit, right or wrong.
Patriotism (2)
    Give me liberty, or give me shit!
Patriotism (3)
    Give me shit, or give me death!
Pee-Weeism
    You can't arrest me for that shit!
Perotism
    We're in deep shit.
Pessimism
    That shit is going to happen.
Platonism
    There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
Politically Correctism (1)
    Don't call it shit. That's not nice. Call it "Nutritionally-Deprived Output."
Politically Correctism (2)
    Nutritionally Corrected Output happens.
Positive thinking
    Shit is what you make it.
Pragmaticism
    It may be shit, but it works.
Protestantism
    Let shit happen to someone else.
Psychology
    I can help you deal with the shit that is happening.
PTL Club
    Send us your shit.
Quaker
     No buttons on that shit!
Quayleism
    Shite happense.
Rastafarian (1)
    Shit happens, but if it's all right with Jah, it's all right with me.
Rastafarian (2)
    Let's roll that shit up and smoke it.
Reaganism
    I don't recall if shit happened.
Reaganism, Nancy
    Just say, `Shit happens.'
Republicanism
    We earned our shit.
Robinism
    Holy shit, Batman!
Rousseau
    Only natural shit is worth shit.
Schroedingerism
    Shit does not happen until you smell it.
Scooperism
    If your shit happens here, you gotta pick it up.
Secular Humanism
    Shit happens, but there's a rational explanation.
Seventh Day Adventist
    No shit on Saturdays.
Shakespeare
    To shit or not to shit, that is the question.
Sherlock Holmes
    I know where this shit came from.
Shinto
    Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
Skinnerism
    If eat then shit.
Socrates
    I am shit. But I know I am shit.
Solipsism (1)
    All this shit is a creation of my imagination.
Solipsism (2)
    The only thing I can be sure of is that my shit happens.
Spockism
    The shit of the many outweighs the shit of the few... or the one.
Spockism, Reformed
    The shit of the one outweighs the shit of the many.
Dr. Spockism
    Encourage your child to make shit happen.
Spoonerism
    Hit shappens.
Stalinism
    The state treats you like shit.
Stoicism (1)
    This shit is good for me.
Stoicism (2)
    Shit happens -- deal with it.
Sturgeon's Law
    90% of everything is shit.
Subgenius
    Shit happens -- SO WHAT? GIVE ME SOME SLACK!
Surrealism
    Shit is shiny and shaped like a Buick.
Taoism
    The shit that happens is not the true shit.
Televangelism
    Your tax-deductible donation could stop this shit from happening.
Thermodynamics: First Law
    The shit that happens cannot be created or destroyed.
Thermodynamics: Second Law
    When shit happens, it happens from a place of more shit to a place of less shit.
Thermodynamics: Third Law
    Disorder is the inevitable result of shit happening.
Totalitarianism
    Shit doesn't happen unless we say so.
Trekkism, The Original Series
    To boldly shit where no shit has happened before.
Trekkism, The Motion Picture(s)
    This shit is happening again.
Trekkism, The Next Generation
    This shit happens again every week.
Trekkism, Deep Space 9
    Shit happens on the other side of the wormhole.
Trekkism, Voyager
    Shit happens on the other side of the galaxy.
Twelve-Step Programs
    God, grant me the serenity to deal with this shit.
Unitarianism
    There's only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.
Unix
    Shit Happened. Core dumped.
Ursism
    Shit happens in the woods.
Utilitarianism (1)
    Do that which generates the greatest shit for the greatest number.
Utilitarianism (2)
    Let's make the best of this shit.
Vacuum
    That shit sucks
Vandalism
    I'm gonna wreck this shit!
VMS
    Want to make shit happen? No Privilege for Attempted Operation.
Voodooism
    Shit doesn't just happen -- somebody dumped it on you.
Voyeurism
    Look at that shit happening.
Waldoism
    Where *is* that little shit?
Xeno's paradox
    It's logically impossible for shit to happen.
Yuppieism
    It's my shit! All mine!
Zen
    What is the sound of one shit happening? PU!
Zoroastrianism
    Shit happens half the time.

And finally, this...

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milnie

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Re: The Ideology and Religion Shit List
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2013, 03:44:17 PM »
You missed dudeism I think.
Walterism: if you will it, it is their shit.
Donnyism: I'm throwing shit tonight
Strangerism: sometimes the shit eats you ...
quod tendo non ut pallens adeo in terminus!

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Re: The Ideology and Religion Shit List
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2013, 06:53:37 PM »
You missed dudeism I think.
Walterism: if you will it, it is their shit.
Donnyism: I'm throwing shit tonight
Strangerism: sometimes the shit eats you ...
;D


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Re: The Ideology and Religion Shit List
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2013, 10:26:26 AM »
Forrest gumpism: life is like box of shit
quod tendo non ut pallens adeo in terminus!

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Re: The Ideology and Religion Shit List
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2013, 09:46:39 PM »
Forrest gumpism: life is like box of shit

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Re: The Ideology and Religion Shit List
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2020, 02:16:08 PM »
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New Age (1)
    Why did I happen to create this shit?
You may laugh but it is the real danger when you are studying New Age, even if it's a colourful and peaceful thing in your case. 'Did that happen because I wanted my uncle to go to Antarctica? Pleaaase, undo it.'
Beware not of mad gurus but of your own mind.
« Last Edit: November 29, 2020, 02:43:22 PM by HnauHnakrapunt »
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