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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2008, 12:03:51 AM »
thats ...ah...just....weird.

And Andrea....I need it for...well...obviously ur not a golfer.
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2008, 10:53:08 AM »
Yeah, i know, i know, you need it for make some pee on the rug, yeah i know, you're not dealing with a moron here. :D
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2008, 12:52:21 AM »
i dunno, "bollocks" confuses me, i dont like using a word that means testicles in a negative way, i happen to value my testicles very highly and my johnson too, i dont need your fuckin sympathy, i need my bollocks and my johnson!

am i wrong?

And dude, "bollocks" is not the preferred nomenclature...machismo, please.

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #18 on: June 13, 2008, 07:15:27 PM »
I was was thinking that the dude, if he were in fact a Brit, would say something like "ahh bugger it."

Brits don't use the word fuck? how the fuck could someone NOT use the word fuck?? ???  :o

FUCK!!

What in gods name are you blathering about?
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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2008, 05:14:02 PM »
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2008, 12:54:14 PM »
FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE!!!

..............this is a family restaurant.

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2008, 02:17:47 PM »
Oh, please dear!  I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly  rejected prior restraint!
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2008, 01:07:54 AM »
Oh, please dear!  I've got news for you: the Supreme Court has roundly  rejected prior restraint!


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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2008, 01:35:48 PM »
What the fuck you talking about?


Have it your way ,dude

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2008, 11:44:18 PM »
What the fuck you talking about?


Have it your way ,dude

Yeah, man

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2008, 09:18:42 AM »
What the fuck you talking about?


Have it your way ,dude

Yeah, man
Manolo will load it into your car for you, uh, Dude.

Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2008, 09:43:43 AM »
...and Brandt will fill you in on the details

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2008, 11:36:56 AM »
...and Brandt will fill you in on the details
just as long as fucking Waldo stays away
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2008, 01:05:57 PM »
....eight year olds, dude

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Re: My philosophy
« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2008, 01:30:28 PM »
 Well, okay, you're not privy to all the new shit, so uh, you know, but that's what you pay me for.  Speaking of which, would it be possible for me to get my twenty grand in cash?  I gotta check this with my accountant of course, but my concern is that, you know, it could bump me into a higher tax--

Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

 

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