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Bowling Alleys
« on: August 05, 2013, 08:43:51 PM »
Just a random thought, dudes, but I have a local bowling alley. Haven't gone there much, as they seem to change owners more than I change my underwear. I was thinking of contacting them as a Dudeist to see if they can have any specials. I'd even explain that it's a real ism, and not just not random internet thing.

I may not actually get any specials or deals, but wouldn't it be lovely to have a Dudeist Lane? Maybe even a slacker Dudeist League, where we post our scores for no real reason. No one actually wins anything, but if you have a nice score you get kudos, like if you suck and get a 69, your first 7-10 split, the first time your gutterball pops back into the lane (I've had that), and so on.

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Re: Bowling Alleys
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 03:32:45 AM »
Just a random thought, dudes, but I have a local bowling alley. Haven't gone there much, as they seem to change owners more than I change my underwear. I was thinking of contacting them as a Dudeist to see if they can have any specials. I'd even explain that it's a real ism, and not just not random internet thing.

I may not actually get any specials or deals, but wouldn't it be lovely to have a Dudeist Lane? Maybe even a slacker Dudeist League, where we post our scores for no real reason. No one actually wins anything, but if you have a nice score you get kudos, like if you suck and get a 69, your first 7-10 split, the first time your gutterball pops back into the lane (I've had that), and so on.

Hm.

A Dudeist Lane would be awesome, dude. I would include private rooms for taking a bath with whale songs, a bar amply equipped with plenty of Caucasians and oat sodas, a rug room to practice tai chi, Creedence listening rooms, a family restaurant, a cash machine (a must have), rooms for zesty coitus, an outdoor area for having your Dude-mobile detailed (ahh, what's the smell, man!), a theater to give notes in, and of course, free phone service at the bar (phones ringin', dude), a room to burn a J in, and so on!

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Re: Bowling Alleys
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 10:49:16 AM »
I like yer style Dude.
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Re: Bowling Alleys
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2013, 02:00:55 AM »
I like yer style Dude.

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Re: Bowling Alleys
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2013, 02:55:34 AM »
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Re: Bowling Alleys
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2013, 01:35:49 PM »
Heck yeah, I'm all for a Dudeist bowling league and a Dude lane or two... When do we start?  :D
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Re: Bowling Alleys
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2013, 05:28:28 PM »
I'm ready to roll man.
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