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DigitalBuddha

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Einstein
« on: March 02, 2007, 10:03:51 PM »
Einstein was deeply dude.

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Re: Einstein
« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2007, 12:54:53 PM »
agreed. His hair was wackier than El Duderino's
It's uh... uh... it's down there somewhere, let me take another look.

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Re: Einstein
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2007, 01:12:44 PM »
Both smoke a pipe too.  ;D

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Re: Einstein
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2007, 10:19:35 AM »
Loved the ladies too.
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Re: Einstein
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 02:30:18 PM »
I would offer in evidence Einstein quotes.
I think they mean one thing. Dude++

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It is best, it seems to me, to separate one's inner striving from one's trade as far as possible. It is not good when one's daily break is tied to God's special blessing." -- Albert Einstein

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"It may affront the military-minded person to suggest a reqime that does not maintain any military secrets." -- Albert Einstein
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"It would be possible to describe everything scientifically, but it would make no sense; it would be without meaning, as if you described a Beethoven symphony as a variation of wave pressure." -- Albert Einstein
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"So long as they don't get violent, I want to let everyone say what they wish, for I myself have always said exactly what pleased me." -- Albert Einstein
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"Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty." -- Albert Einstein
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"Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." -- Albert Einstein
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"When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours that's relativity." -- Albert Einstein

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"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, scince for him the spinal cord would fully suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despiceable an ignoreable war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action! It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder." -- Albert Einstein
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"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."--Albert Einstein
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Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein
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Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing. -- Albert Einstein
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"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"
- Albert Einstein
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"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
- Albert Einstein

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Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied:
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."

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God doesn't play dice.
-- Albert Einstein
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God may be subtle, but He isn't plain mean. -- Albert Einstein

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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." -- Albert Einstein

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If A equals success, then the formula is _ A = _ X + _ Y + _ Z. _ X is work. _ Y is play. _ Z is keep your mouth shut. -- Albert Einstein

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"If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith."
-- Albert Einstein
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Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else
-- unless it is an enemy.

-- Albert Einstein

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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein

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"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." --Albert Einstein
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"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." --Albert Einstein

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"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." --Albert Einstein
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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --Albert Einstein
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"Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish." --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible." --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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"The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one." --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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"You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war." --Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
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"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle." --A. Einstein

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"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence." --Einstein, Albert
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"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death." --Einstein, Albert

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"What really interests me is whether God had any choice in the creation of the world." --Albert Einstein

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"If one studies too zealously, one easily loses his pants." --Albert Einstein
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Through the release of atomic energy, our generation has brought into the world the most revolutionary force since prehistoric man's discovery of fire. This basic force of the universe cannot be fitted into the outmoded concept of narrow nationalisms.
For there is no secret and there is no defense; there is no possibility of control except through the aroused understanding and insistence of the peoples of the world. We scientists recognise our inescapable responsibility to carry to our fellow citizens an understanding of atomic energy and its implication for society. In this lies our only security and our only hope - we believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.
A. Einstein, 1947 d.C.
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Re: Einstein
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2007, 11:04:44 PM »
 Einstein is an obvious choice, a total Dude , but that's just, like, my opinion
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Re: Einstein
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2007, 11:34:32 AM »
Einstein is very dudeist, specially for his theory about the "Circle of compassion" a great theory to abide in
communion with all.
Uh, okey okey, we can abide with a Helluva caucasian too, we're dudeist.
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Re: Einstein
« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2008, 12:19:57 AM »
Is there an echo in here or am i seein double, oh well, buddha named him first...life goes on...strikes and gutters.

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Re: Einstein
« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2008, 03:01:31 AM »
Is there an echo in here or am i seein double, oh well, buddha named him first...life goes on...strikes and gutters.

Quintana can roll.

No worries, T-dude. Einstein was so totally universally dude that anyone would see it. I just happen to post it first. Could have been anyone in this a here family restaurant if not me. Besides, I forgot that I had nominated dude Einstein. Good call on your part. Fuck it, can't be bothered by that shit, lets get us a lane.


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Re: Einstein
« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2008, 10:30:19 PM »
Question:

You are drunk...and bowling.

You roll the ball down the lane with a spin that is relative to the spin in your head from the caucasians and the oat sodas you drank. Does the ball hit the pins with the curve of that spin?...or... because reality is spinning at approximately the same speed, does the ball go straight and the spin is absorbed by the space-time continuum?
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Re: Einstein
« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2008, 11:11:31 PM »
Question:

You are drunk...and bowling.

You roll the ball down the lane with a spin that is relative to the spin in your head from the caucasians and the oat sodas you drank. Does the ball hit the pins with the curve of that spin?...or... because reality is spinning at approximately the same speed, does the ball go straight and the spin is absorbed by the space-time continuum?

Damn, guy, that's actually kinda poetic.  I like the way you think.  I'm gonna have to put on an old Rush  or Zep album, have a couple of Caucasians and contemplate that.  Or break out the ol' ball and go Roll...
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Re: Einstein
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2020, 04:47:50 AM »
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The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein
Oh yes. And the second thing is your antivirus license agreement.
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