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RighteousDude

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Re: Right on, Ron!!
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2013, 08:18:30 PM »
Don't mean to be rude but you might wanna use a spell-chack man.

Speaking here as a fellow antichrist, every damn time I use my spell-chack it goes chack chack chack beeeeeeeeep, my cell phone signal drops out, and about four minutes later the pigs are pounding on the door demanding to know if I have any information about some unspecified something that's gone missing from their evidence locker. Real fucking reactionaries.

And I'm out of Kahlua.  :( Straight vodka sucks, but sobriety just ain't my way of life. I think I just mixed some unrelated things together there. Hope it doesn't 'splode. Fuck it, I'm outta here. You can never be too careful.
I'm just gone, man, totally fucking gone.

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Re: Right on, Ron!!
« Reply #16 on: April 04, 2013, 08:22:55 PM »
Spell Checker? Is this, what day is this? ;D

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Re: Right on, Ron!!
« Reply #17 on: April 04, 2013, 08:25:59 PM »
Spell Checker?

No, Dude. Chacker. It's an Eastern Thing. I think. Oh, shit. Where's my fucking rug?
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Re: Right on, Ron!!
« Reply #18 on: April 04, 2013, 09:00:46 PM »
Spell Checker?

No, Dude. Chacker. It's an Eastern Thing. I think. Oh, shit. Where's my fucking rug?
I took the rug to wash it. Someone peed on it.

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Re: Right on, Ron!!
« Reply #19 on: April 04, 2013, 09:18:36 PM »
I took the rug to wash it. Someone peed on it.

Oh shit, thanks man! I was worried there for a minute. I was all, like, oh no not this shit again.

Come to think of it, I did once have a nice rug disappear from my house, along with most of everything else that was in it. In the house, that is. There wasn't anything in the rug, I don't think. Taken by a woman who looked very similar to Julianne Moore, too. I didn't get punched in the jaw or anything, though. I wasn't even home when she did it. I developed a new personal rule as a result: Never divorce a redhead. After thinking on it some more, I changed it to Never Marry A Redhead. That keeps the original version of the rule from becoming a problem. But then, the blonde I married was a bit of a problem, too, and the brunette who followed her as the second Mrs. Righteous was a real nightmare. So maybe hair color has nothing at all to do with it.

I think the rule now is going to be Never Marry A Christian. Real fucking reactionaries, that lot are.
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Re: Right on, Ron!!
« Reply #20 on: April 04, 2013, 10:15:31 PM »
I took the rug to wash it. Someone peed on it.

Oh shit, thanks man! I was worried there for a minute. I was all, like, oh no not this shit again.

Come to think of it, I did once have a nice rug disappear from my house, along with most of everything else that was in it. In the house, that is. There wasn't anything in the rug, I don't think. Taken by a woman who looked very similar to Julianne Moore, too. I didn't get punched in the jaw or anything, though. I wasn't even home when she did it. I developed a new personal rule as a result: Never divorce a redhead. After thinking on it some more, I changed it to Never Marry A Redhead. That keeps the original version of the rule from becoming a problem. But then, the blonde I married was a bit of a problem, too, and the brunette who followed her as the second Mrs. Righteous was a real nightmare. So maybe hair color has nothing at all to do with it.

I think the rule now is going to be Never Marry A Christian. Real fucking reactionaries, that lot are.
Well the good thing about us gay men is that the chances of meeting one who is a rightious christian is very low. But seriously, who keeps peeing on the rug?

 

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