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Most of us do this in private...
« on: January 23, 2013, 09:35:41 PM »
This guy just doesn't understand that you do this in private. Or at least I do. Maybe I'm doing something wrong?
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Re: Most of us do this in private...
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2013, 11:10:36 PM »

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Re: Most of us do this in private...
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2013, 06:41:40 AM »
Why did they have a mole in their living room. Are they kept as pets in America?
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Re: Most of us do this in private...
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2013, 07:56:40 AM »
The decision to flee... came suddenly. Or maybe not.  ???
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Re: Most of us do this in private...
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2013, 11:03:15 AM »
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Let's Recap The Allegations Against Bruni:

        1. Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.

        2. Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.

        3. Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.

        4. Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.

        5. Masturbated in the living room.

        6. Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.

        7. Defecated on the floor in two places.

        8. Drank the contents of the vacuum.

I've engaged in some inexplicable behavior under the influence but there are not enough drugs and alcohol in the world to get me to that place.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2013, 11:38:13 AM by BikerDude »


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Re: Most of us do this in private...
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2013, 12:18:56 PM »
The article says - "In Florida, there are violent people, naked people, poopers and masturbators"

Think I'll stay in France.
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Re: Most of us do this in private...
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2013, 12:26:38 PM »
Promptly sent this article to my uncle that has a condo in that town.  He says he's going to be sure to check to see if there's anything special in the middle of the living room when he's back there in a couple of days.

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Re: Most of us do this in private...
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 05:02:53 PM »
Wow, at least do it in your own home! That guy carpe dieme'd all over the place!!

 

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