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BikerDude

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You just can't make this sort of thing up...
« on: December 13, 2012, 12:07:53 PM »
WTF?
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/12/13/macabre-murder-plot-against-justin-bieber-foiled-by-police/
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For the convicted-felon mastermind and his nephew who were allegedly planning a murder plot against Justin Bieber, there was no shortage of gruesome detail. From kidnapping to torture and ultimately castration, New Mexico police have revealed every horrifying step of the men?s scheme to kill the teenage superstar, intended to take place in late November as he played two sold-out shows at New York City?s Madison Square Garden.
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Martin instructed Staake to strangle the four with a paisley necktie, and later, to castrate them with Fiskars ?Durasharp? brand garden clippers, according to the Star. The affidavit states that the paisley tie is apparently Martin?s weapon of choice, having used it in previous crimes.

But it was apparently a wrong turn toward an international border that foiled this alleged case of Bieber fever. The first two people to be killed in the murder plot were two unnamed acquaintances of Martin, alleged witnesses to his 2000 crime, NBC reports. After, the men were supposed to head to New York City to carry out a similar fate with Bieber and his bodyguard during the Madison Square Garden shows on November 28 and 29.

And if you notice there is a link on the page to a similar story.
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(MORE: Chef Admits to Slow-Cooking Wife?s Body After Killing Her)
http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/09/19/chef-admits-to-slow-cooking-wifes-body-after-killing-her/

Meanwhile the Mormon God looks down from Kolob on his followers in their magic underwear, while Scientologist around the globe stare at their E meters trying to exorcise the alien souls that are trapped within them. Yes people those are the real beliefs.
Welcome to earth circa 2012.





« Last Edit: December 13, 2012, 12:36:43 PM by BikerDude »


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Re: You just can't make this sort of thing up...
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 02:21:09 PM »
Chef Admits to Slow-Cooking Wife?s Body After Killing Her
AFTER killing her dude - relax man!
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Re: You just can't make this sort of thing up...
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2012, 12:31:31 AM »

Meanwhile the Mormon God looks down from Kolob on his followers in their magic underwear, while Scientologist around the globe stare at their E meters trying to exorcise the alien souls that are trapped within them. Yes people those are the real beliefs.
Welcome to earth circa 2012.


 :o How the hell do you have coitus wearing these fucking things?..........



 :'( That's a bummer, man...........



 ::) And just what are these two ladies thinking?...........


 

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