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DigitalBuddha

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #30 on: August 31, 2008, 02:43:45 AM »
What I see here is  a series of victimles crimes

Turtle kidnapped himself, Dude, you said so yourself

You think veer kidding und making mit de funny stuff?

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #31 on: August 31, 2008, 08:03:00 AM »
 That's a Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever award, which is given--not necessarily given every year!  Given only when there's  a worthy, somebody especially--
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #32 on: August 31, 2008, 09:36:47 AM »
So racially he's pretty cool?

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #33 on: August 31, 2008, 06:23:39 PM »
   ...which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--but, sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #34 on: August 31, 2008, 09:59:08 PM »
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski ???

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2008, 04:04:21 AM »
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski ???
Coitus?
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2008, 09:26:21 PM »
 Look, Maude, I'm sorry your mother is a nympho :(

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #37 on: September 02, 2008, 07:42:59 AM »
Look, Maude, I'm sorry your mother is a nympho :(
       One a those days, huh.  Wal, a wiser  fella than m'self once said, sometimes
                         you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2008, 04:04:55 PM »
Not if I have anything to say about it!

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Re: Turtle IS a good man...............
« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2008, 02:20:19 AM »
I'm still a good man dudes.
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2008, 06:08:04 AM »
I'm still a good man dudes.
Fuckin' A.  Turtle IS a good man.  And thorough.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2008, 10:15:43 AM »
Could you slide your shorts down, please?
I still jerk off manually

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2008, 02:28:42 PM »
He did not die face down in the muck

I think he went with that strumpet who owes money all over town

After all, you gotta feed the Turtle, man..sir

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Re: Turtle IS a good man...............
« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2008, 01:33:30 AM »
I'm still a good man dudes.

Good to see you here, dude. Keep abiding.

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Re: Turtle was a good man...............
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2008, 03:20:14 AM »
He did not die face down in the muck

I think he went with that strumpet who owes money all over town

After all, you gotta feed the Turtle, man..sir

Turtle and Bunny...hmm...thats fucking interesting man, thats fucking interesting.
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



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