Turtle was a good man...............

[DigitalBuddha]

What I see here is  a series of victimles crimes

Turtle kidnapped himself, Dude, you said so yourself

You think veer kidding und making mit de funny stuff?

[Dude1967]

 That's a Los Angeles Chamber of Commerce Business Achiever award, which is given--not necessarily given every year!  Given only when there's  a worthy, somebody especially--

[brandt]

So racially he's pretty cool?

[Dude1967]

   ...which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--but, sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man.

[brandt]

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski

[Dude1967]

What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski

Coitus?

[brandt]

 Look, Maude, I'm sorry your mother is a nympho

[Dude1967]

Look, Maude, I'm sorry your mother is a nympho

       One a those days, huh.  Wal, a wiser  fella than m'self once said, sometimes
                         you eat the bar and sometimes the bar, wal, he eats you.

[brandt]

Not if I have anything to say about it!

[Turtle]

I'm still a good man dudes.

[Dude1967]

I'm still a good man dudes.

Fuckin' A.  Turtle IS a good man.  And thorough.

[the Knutsens]

Could you slide your shorts down, please?

[brandt]

He did not die face down in the muck

I think he went with that strumpet who owes money all over town

After all, you gotta feed the Turtle, man..sir

[DigitalBuddha]

I'm still a good man dudes.

Good to see you here, dude. Keep abiding.

[Turtle]

He did not die face down in the muck

I think he went with that strumpet who owes money all over town

After all, you gotta feed the Turtle, man..sir

Turtle and Bunny...hmm...thats fucking interesting man, thats fucking interesting.