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DigitalBuddha

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How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« on: August 08, 2008, 05:01:28 PM »

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 12:11:26 PM »
That dude was just takin' it easy, man

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 02:14:46 PM »
That dude was just takin' it easy, man

They're callin' the cops, man.  ;D

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 11:48:46 PM »
I did not know that!

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 01:22:07 PM »
C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander back--
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 01:25:07 PM »
So far all we have is a series of victimless crimes

Oh, and the dudes car got dinged up a little bit.

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 01:26:40 PM »
 Nice marmot.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2008, 12:52:45 AM »
                              Walter

                  Does he still defend himself?


                               Judge

                     Oh no, he fakes health problems

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2008, 04:10:12 PM »
Don?t roll on shabbas
The bosom of the ocean
Dead in the water

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2008, 08:51:55 PM »
The fucking judge has fucking papers.

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2008, 09:07:45 PM »
There's no literal connection

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2008, 11:15:20 PM »
This is a league game, Smokey!
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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #12 on: August 23, 2008, 12:10:01 AM »
This is a league game, Smokey!


Does anyone give a shit about the rules?!!!!!!!!

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Re: How Not to Fake a Heart Attack, dude!
« Reply #13 on: August 23, 2008, 07:57:15 AM »
 Mr. Lebowski, this is Fred Dynarski with the Southern Cal Bowling League. 
 I just got a, an informal report, uh, that a uh, a member of your team,  uh, digitalbuddha, drew a loaded weapon during league play--

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