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?No we didn't come from apes,? wrote one user. ?Lord Jesus pep can be blinded. If we came from apes why is there still apes [sic]? ?This is showing the theory of men evolving from apes I have lost all respect for Dr Pepper,? wrote another, who threatened to use his connections with various colleges to get them to pull Dr Pepper from their schools.
?get over it!?, ?really?? and, ?The day your faith is shaken by a Dr Pepper ad is the day you should probably start reconsidering your faith.?
That ad was complete garbage. Everyone knows we evolved upon discovering a sweet Oat Soda in the wild.
Where does our Hominid dude sit in that evolution ?
Quote from: NobleElement on September 26, 2012, 01:37:56 PMThat ad was complete garbage. Everyone knows we evolved upon discovering a sweet Oat Soda in the wild.Yes there is a lot of support for the sweet oat soda theory of human evolution. Oats have a mildly stimulating, tonic effect on human consciousness which raises awareness levels allowing us to make more effective use of our intelligence. No wonder oat soda is the patron drink of dudes.Strangely that same stimulant action actually helps people get to sleep because tipping over from wakefullness actually requires a certain amount of nervous energy, hence the phenomonen of being too tired to sleep.Oat soda is a wonder food.It should be given to young children instead of milk, together with a 'starter portion' of cannabis.They're never too young to learn good habits.
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