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DigitalBuddha

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #45 on: August 13, 2008, 08:10:03 PM »
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country.
He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

- General George Patton Jr


.................but we all know that Walter said it first.

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #46 on: August 14, 2008, 10:50:18 AM »
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer"
Frank zappa

“I feel sorry for someone who has to win at everything”
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"My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said"
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“Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support”
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #47 on: August 14, 2008, 09:58:10 PM »
Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #48 on: August 14, 2008, 11:53:09 PM »
Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.

Coitus?

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #49 on: August 15, 2008, 03:05:20 PM »
Snoopy.....now there's a dude.

Yeah, and by the way, how does one apply for the position of a bra,
I would be interested in this job.
Way to go, Dude.  If you will it, it is no dream.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #50 on: August 15, 2008, 04:51:28 PM »
'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'

  - Charlie Brown
« Last Edit: August 16, 2008, 12:35:49 AM by digitalbuddha »

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #51 on: August 15, 2008, 09:04:05 PM »
?'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'?

  - Charlie Brown

Ahhh it's a Charlie Brown's quote..thanks Ddude. :)

I got a lot to say!...i can't remember now.
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #52 on: August 16, 2008, 12:38:00 AM »
?'My aunt Marian was right, but I forgot what she said.'?

  - Charlie Brown

Ahhh it's a Charlie Brown's quote..thanks Ddude. :)

I got a lot to say!...i can't remember now.
Ramones

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #53 on: August 18, 2008, 02:02:27 PM »
Warning signs that lover is bored:
1. Passionless kisses
2. Frequent sighing
3. Moved, left no forwarding address.
Matt Groening (1954 - )

#3530. That which does not appear to exist is to be regarded as if it did not exist.
California Civil Code, "Maxims of Jurisprudence"

The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
Nikola Tesla (1857 - 1943), Modern Mechanics and Inventions. July, 1934

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
Matt Frewer, as Dr. Mike Stratford in "Doctor, Doctor"

When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West (1892 - 1980)

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 02:04:07 PM by Dude1967 »
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #54 on: August 18, 2008, 02:47:50 PM »
"If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant"
 Snoopy  :)
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #55 on: August 20, 2008, 10:57:54 PM »

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2008, 12:58:31 PM »
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.
Any man who doesn't know how to cook deserves every bad meal he ever gets.   -Richard "Dick" Leary   (1930-1997)

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2008, 12:14:50 AM »
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.


Well, perhaps they towed it.

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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #58 on: August 29, 2008, 06:56:45 PM »
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.


Well, perhaps they towed it.
Show me what you got.  Nihilist.   Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
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Re: The Tao of the Dude Book
« Reply #59 on: August 29, 2008, 11:24:38 PM »
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.


Well, perhaps they towed it.
Show me what you got.  Nihilist.   Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.


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