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brandt

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2008, 01:42:53 AM »
Waldo, would you just shut the fuck up while I'm doin' business here!

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2008, 01:05:15 PM »
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2008, 02:06:49 PM »
WTF? When I think of all those friends of Walter's who died face down in the muck so we could post on this board...
The whole concept abates.

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2008, 02:52:04 PM »
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

Oh, the hostility, the hostility!! Waldo dude, I think you need your cable fixed, ;D Nothing is fucked here, dude, nothing is fucked.

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2008, 02:57:30 PM »
Dudes could you please keep your voices down, this is a family forum.And Waldo Deraldostein here's the script, now you can quote the movie: http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2008, 03:02:34 PM »
Dudes could you please keep your voices down, this is a family forum.And Waldo Deraldostein here's the script, now you can quote the movie: http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt

He's very fragile, Dudette, he's very fragile..............

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2008, 03:06:55 PM »
Dudes could you please keep your voices down, this is a family forum.And Waldo Deraldostein here's the script, now you can quote the movie: http://www.youknow-forkids.com/biglebowski.txt

He's very fragile, Dudette, he's very fragile..............

He gotta buck up, man, he can't go into the tournament with this negative attitude.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2008, 06:23:28 PM »
This is our concern, Waldude'O

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2008, 07:42:46 PM »
Hey Dudette, thanks for the link to that script, that's cool.
I'm gonna read it.

What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

Hey Waldo, leave brandt alone man, even if he lives in a "dumster" (dumpster?), he's a little Lebowski urban achiever ...and proud we are of all of them.

Waldo, you should really pay attention man to what you are posting dude, I mean, its like the DigitalBuddha said man,
"Sometimes you watch the movie...and well....sometimes the movie watches you."

My suggestion to you, sir, is to put on your Armani suit, down a couple oat sodas, and go bowling!

(And come off it, you're not even Jewish, so stop with this bush-league psych-out stuff, ok?)
« Last Edit: July 21, 2008, 10:06:14 PM by Turtle »
Careful man, there's a beverage here!



No funny stuff, ok?

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #39 on: July 21, 2008, 10:52:41 PM »
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

Parla usted Lebowski? Administrator dude here.

Waldo, dude, you're going to have to tone it down. You're contravening a number of our bylaws. If you continue like this, we will not abide another rant and you'll be banned from the tournament (the forum). We love you, man, but you seem to be a little out of your element.

Listen to what everyone here is trying to tell you. Jace? Please, sir, study the script or watch the movie again. You must give a shit about the fucking rules and take it easy, man. The rules are: if you're going to curse and fling invectives at each other, you must do it in a way that is clearly honoring the film, or in some other way that makes it clear that you aren't serious. This is a family restaurant.

I draw your attention to the penultimate scene in the film where Dude yells at Walter, "What was that shit about Nam?" [that's you]. Then Walter gives Dude a hug [that's me] and says, "Fuck it Dude, let's go foruming." Or something like that. Now please see the doctor. He's a good man, and thurrah.
I'll tell you what I'm blathering about...

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2008, 11:20:11 PM »
And let's not forget, let's not forget, if you want to kick barnd'st or bandts or batnd's ass you'll find his dumpter somewhere on Radford near the out and in burger..or the what have you, Dude

Calmer than you are

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2008, 12:02:52 AM »
This place used to be a nice family restaurant.

« Last Edit: July 22, 2008, 12:14:02 AM by Turtle »
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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2008, 01:14:09 AM »
What dumster do you live in and where? Dude, you're being very undude. If I ever meet your sorry ass peice of lowdown shit in public, and you can qoute me all you like, I WILL TAKE THE PLEASURE OF KICKING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO THE POOR-ASS SOUPKITCHEN WHERE YOUR SORRY ASS BELONGS.Do you speaka englis' bitch? 

Parla usted Lebowski? Administrator dude here.

Waldo, dude, you're going to have to tone it down. You're contravening a number of our bylaws. If you continue like this, we will not abide another rant and you'll be banned from the tournament (the forum). We love you, man, but you seem to be a little out of your element.

Listen to what everyone here is trying to tell you. Jace? Please, sir, study the script or watch the movie again. You must give a shit about the fucking rules and take it easy, man. The rules are: if you're going to curse and fling invectives at each other, you must do it in a way that is clearly honoring the film, or in some other way that makes it clear that you aren't serious. This is a family restaurant.

I draw your attention to the penultimate scene in the film where Dude yells at Walter, "What was that shit about Nam?" [that's you]. Then Walter gives Dude a hug [that's me] and says, "Fuck it Dude, let's go foruming." Or something like that. Now please see the doctor. He's a good man, and thurrah.
Waldo, my friend, were you listening to the forum dude's story? This is what happens when you FUCK a STRANGER in the ASS, Waldo. YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS?! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!  ;D  HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS, WALDO!

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2008, 09:18:02 AM »
He's crackin, man

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Re: THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN!!
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2008, 10:47:25 AM »
We are here to abide.
Dime Sandra.¡¡Que ridiculo!!

 

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